Finally! Skateboarding has a deadly animal to deal with. For as long as it has been around, surfing, and surfers, have had to deal with sharks. Now, skateboarders have to deal with bears. Yes, just like the sharks that patrol the lineups of some the best waves in world, bears have begun to regulate the better skate parks of our domain. They’ve decided that the sharks were on to something, and even figured out how to use a ladder. Their plan is, that just like sharks, they are going to patrol the outer mysto skate parks of the world. So, pretty soon guys are going be like, “Yo, you wanna hit that skatepark way up in Northern Oregon.” And the response will be, “No way man! That’s bear infested concrete.”
Anyway, at some skatepark in Snowmass, Colorado a bear got stuck in the bowl, and they gave it a ladder so it could get out. The fact that it knew how to use a latter makes me think it was one of those acting bears. He probably got a call from his agent about him being in the new Axe commercial. The Sheck was supposed to show up, do a “double pits to chesty,” than backside flip the fellow while he rode a unicycle. Apparently it fell through, but no one told the bear.