Why hello, you look lovely this evening. Please, come in, make yourself comfortable. Can I offer you a glass of champagne or perhaps a smirnoff ice? Excellent choice. Well I think it’s about that time… business time.. I can tell you’re as excited as I am. Here we go.

First lets watch the boyishly handsome Julian Wilson doing some erotic aerials in a dapper blue wetsuit.

It’s A Gas from Julian Wilson on Vimeo.

I think next we should watch some of Joel Parkinson’s most gratifying moments from his recent escapades in Hawaii

Joel Parkinsons Hawaii Vacation from Joel Parkinson on Vimeo.

Now let’s get cozy with Ry Craike as he thrusts his board into a few seductive wedges near his home in Western Oz.

BEACHIE BLISS from Tom Jennings on Vimeo.

And finally, lets go with the youngwisetail Conner Coffin getting deep inside some V-(land) for the money shot.

Vland Kiddy Bowls from youngwisetails on Vimeo.

Oh, hey, you’re still here… I’ve got a meeting I forgot about. Let me walk you out. I’ll totally call you.