"North Carolina used to be known for the Tarheels, and Petey Pablo. (Cue the song about swinging your shirt around your head like a helicopter) (Uncue the song) Shutup, not anymore. This thing that is Cheyne has made North Carolina much more than just some hick state that people skim sometimes in. Cheyne is one of the most underrated skimboard riders out there. He can side slip just about as far as anyone, and then come back into shore with more style than Lebron James wearing his L23 Fruity Pebble signature shoes.

Cheyne is the father of teen skimboard idol Woody Harris. Cheyne has been giving life lessons to every North Carolinian skimboarder that's ever made a name for themselves. Even the ones that are older than him. Yeah, you Keith Fanning. That's right. Cheyne dunks on me at my own basketball court, and then he shows me how to skimboard... If you ever need to smile, and be in the company of a real person, Cheyne's the man to be around. Beginner of the infamous line "you're the man, Hank" look to Cheyne for life and skim lessons. He's sure to teach you something you can use."