"Harley Nelson is not a man. He is a blunt force of nature, plowing and pillaging the free world as if it were his own making; a breakneck odyssey of animalistic adventures; an era, if you will (you damn well better), where rapid-fire hair-flips are calls to the Gods: Poseidon, Dionysus, and Slash; where 'no life 'til leather,' and 'no sleep 'til shred,' are the only chosen rules. Harley Nelson is not a man, not even close.

Harley Nelson is not a man.

He is the raw power of a million and one, a blast of ferocity resplendent beyond reason, a full-throttle blow to the senses, a rupture of filth, of fire, of fury, a relentless onslaught of all that wails, yeah dude... 'wails,' a snarling beast that thrives in the pits of the rawest tubes and locks of the freshest babes, a 'dagger for life,' brah - all noise and hair and wild abandon. Harley Nelson is not a man, not even.

Harley Nelson is not a man, he is the greatest rock 'n' roll story ever told."