Attention Ladies and Gents, (yes, ladies too) Forum Snowboards have come up with a contest that a) gives them an excuse to use pirate lingo and b) allows them to grow ridiculous facial hair. We all love seeing these 'staches during the winter, loaded with frozen boogers and left over nacho cheese from lunch. Start growing (or drawing) now if you want a chance to win a new 155 Scallywag with ChillyDog continuous rocker.

Forum's words below:

"Show us your 'Stache and win a new Scallywag board!

Ahoy Mateys...Who you be calling a Scallywag? Everyone loves mustache rides and everyone should love riding with a mustache. Study up the finer details of pirate mustachery on the Scallywag and then start growing. The contest kicks off December 14th with all submissions due December 21st. Send in your mustache photos to forum@theprogram.com and win a new 155 Scallywag with ChillyDog continuous rocker. Runner-ups will get buckets of sand and/or scarvy. This is open to anyone-ladies don't be shy. We'll even take entries of painted-on, drawn-on or tattooed mustaches. Start growing! Drinking ale, soaking in salt water, singing pirate chanteys, and saying words like, yarrrggghh, ahoy, matey and shiver me timbers will help.

Yargggh,
-The Forum Crew"

Click HERE for official rules and regulations.

I cease to be amazed during the seasons of mustache growing. Those things can get gnarly and dangerous. I am honestly scared.

On that note...let the contest begin!