I was cruising around the internet today, because I had nothing better to do, and I came across some kid's observations from when the Baker Has A Death Wish Low Life Tour showed up at his local skate shop. I didn't edit any of it, so I am aware of the fact that Jim's last name is Greco, not "Greko," but apparently Blakie The Ghetto kid (his clever pen name) isn't. Click here to see his writings in their natural habitat.

Anyway, here's Blakie's very observant observations:

Dixon was drunk and high.
Lizard was drunk and funky.
Ellington signed my supra poster.
Shane was chill.
beagle was chill.
Theotis was chill.
Andrew was chill but seemed annoyed.
Neck Face was peeping in the American apparel window at girls.
Greko was out there.
Boards got taken.
Tickets were given for jay walking.
a Loc (well-known skater/known to be around the shop) got arrested for jay walking
and that's all.

They skated yesterday but my reliable friends didn't call me up.

Edit: shit I forgot to put a slash between baker/deathwish.