Burton Snow Porn: Super Spines with Frederik Kalbermatten

Runs such as these featured in Burton’s latest Snow Porn edit are the kind that separate the men from the boys. As you will soon find out, Frederik Kalbermatten is in fact, a man. The spines in British Columbia that he attacks in this almost-four minute clip may make you pee your pants. A) because you know you will never have the balls to drop in to something like that B) because you are absurdly jealous, C) because you can’t wait to hit that line yourself, or D) because you decided to watch this video instead of going to the bathroom.

Watch FK absolutely destroy these BC faces in the latest winter pornography below.