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  • Grind Rank: 843 [?]
  • Last Login: September 5, 2008
  • Basic Info

    Name:Kristoff
    D.O.B.:June 8, 1990
    Gender:Male
    City:San Diego
    State:CA
    Country:United States
  • My Sports

    Waterskiing

    Skateboarding

    Skill Level: Intermediate

    1 - 2 Years Experience

    Less than 1 Year Competing

    Snowboard

    Motocross

    Extreme Fighting

    Skill Level: Advanced

    3 - 5 Years Experience

    1 - 2 Years Competing

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    Relationship:Single
    Heroes:Chris Haslam, Rodney Mullen, Chris Cole, Mike Vallely, the muska, Randy Blythe, Corey Taylor
    Favorite Music:Lamb of God, Slipknot, Job for a Cowboy, tool, thrice, trivium, devildriver, nightwish, pain, otep and sooo much more... (::
    Favorite Movies:all the die hards, reign of fire, alpha dog...etc.
    Favorite TV Shows:family guy, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, scrubs
    Interests:skating, girls, friends, music. just anything worth livin for really.
  • Hey Dudes! (:: whats goin on? Im Chris, my mails: condemned2sk8@hotmail.com
    feel free to mesg me anytime(open 24 hrs, 7 days a week) except when im skatin...
    Wir gehen sollten heute Skating
    GWAR
    War is all we know:

    They came from the sun
    From the east, from the west all around
    So fate's die is cast
    They marshaled their forces and found us at last
    So it's come to this
    The child is the destroyer
    The young god comes to slay

    War

    Son kill the father
    For blackness is all that i crave
    Shells explode across my hide
    Take me death, i am your slave
    For i don't have soul
    And i don't have a heart
    Come then and face me
    But first you must suffer my wrath

    Hatred of all things alive
    War is all we know

    They say war is a last resort
    For me it's the only way
    I have tried reading their poetry
    It suits me better to slay
    All that i touch seems to break in my hands
    Then it just bursts into flames
    The piteous pleadings as innocents die
    Only an odor remains
    So burn the bitter butter
    Prepare the murder machines
    Bring me my scabbard, my halberd, my hauberk
    Fetch me my enchanted greaves
    My walls they are melting
    The drugs they aren't helping
    Is it time for the old gods to die?
    To arms is the only cry

    Hatred of all things alive
    War is all we know
    The humans must feast on their gods
    We know it fucking blows

    Hatred is a seed that's easy to sow
    Buckets of blood will help it to grow
    And raised on high, the fetid throne
    Death is fate's master, he sits alone

    They say war is all we know
    If only that were true
    No matter how i work my schedule
    There's always other things that i do
    But excuse me now, there's a tank at the door
    And that slave's head just rolled cross the floor
    He tries to say something and that something is puke
    Right about then the pigs set off a nuke

    War is all we know
    Hatred

    When i said i loved war, i lied
    It fucking sucks on the losing side
    And speaking of which, my face is on fire
    A lightning withdrawl, we quickly retire
    A flury of carnage, my brainpan is nicked
    To my unend

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    DAMN SAM says:

    Posted 10 Days Ago

    hey dude wats up?

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    kristoff says:

    Posted 9 Days Ago

    notn much... what about u?

    DAMN SAM says:

    Posted 9 Days Ago

    stuck in school

    kristoff says:

    Posted 4 Days Ago

    hm that sucks, i sluff to go skate

    EMO GYRL666 says:

    Posted 11 Days Ago

    HI...!

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    sk8er_chick1 says:

    Posted 17 Days Ago

    hey waz up awsome background 8)

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted 16 Days Ago

    thanx dude...u like devildriver?

    sk8er_chick1 says:

    Posted 16 Days Ago

    yeah they r awsome

    Kristoff says:

    Posted 11 Days Ago

    nice i dont know that many people who do.lol

    funbox says:

    Posted 27 Days Ago

    hey, i love your pic

    Reply

    Kristoff says:

    Posted 17 Days Ago

    thanx bro

    Kristoff says:

    Posted 16 Days Ago

    oh i mean not bro, cause ur a girl haha...

    funbox says:

    Posted 16 Days Ago

    ha.. funny

    warpunk113 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey wats up man

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    santana says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    nuthin much

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    skatergirl13 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    lol. wow that picture is hot !

    Reply

    Kristoff says:

    Posted 17 Days Ago

    ya think so?....ya i kinda like it..lol

    santana says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey wats up

    Reply

    kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    sup bro...

    skatergirl13 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    thanks :) yeah i AM not like those ******* posers , lol so what tricks can u do ?

    Reply

    kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    360 shuvs, power shuvs, 360 flips, anti caspers, and a bunch of others...im workin on some grinds i never get the chance to try them in my ****** ass little town. haha lol.

    bikergirl says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey wats up?

    Reply

    chrisy says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey. wats up?

    Reply

    kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hi whats goin on?

    skatergirl13 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    well the truth is Ryan sheckler is a total ****** to me

    Reply

    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    good, its nice to finally meet a real skater girl u know what im sayin? <(::

    skatergirl13 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    yeah!! i see that all the time! everyone at my school who skates HATES HIM. lol. and all the girls love him

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    ya i dont get that...

    crazy_skater89 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    sup man

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    dude where u been bro? we miss u for skating! <(::

    pipination says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    not too much man just trying to figure out how to print this picture off so you can draw it.

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    me three dude, im trin to find a mechanical pencil so i can draw the pic when u find it...

    Kristoff says:

    Posted 10 Days Ago

    dude pip i want some md man!! :(

    livelifebay@aim.com says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hi..

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey dude whats up?

    almostman7 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    chris haslam is awesome

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hell yes he is! <(::

    ryanfan7 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    mhmm...well i dont no how to do anything..

    Reply

    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    its easy just find someone to teach you and itl all come together..

    ryanfan7 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    no i dont skate.. but me and my friend were thiniking about it

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    oh well you should skate, its fun

    ryanfan7 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    ok.. umm that was stupid..

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    ya ok..

    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    Do you skate or do u just like skating?