kisses327 says:

7 months ago

hey bay bay!!!!

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SUCKMYBALLS says:

7 months ago

FUCK OFF
DUMBSHIT GODDAM MOTHER FUCKER

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  arnoldbenedict says:

  7 months ago

  ya got me!

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kisses327 says:

8 months ago

check out my new pictures they r cool!!!

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kisses327 says:

8 months ago

can i come live with u??????? my so called friends r kicking me out!!!

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kisses327 says:

8 months ago

hey arney!!!!!

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katsmeeow says:

9 months ago

You get back to work! :) and WHAT guy is a total douche?

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Andy78 says:

9 months ago

Nice tunes man

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kisses327 says:

9 months ago

eh boo boo, hows it going

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kisses327 says:

9 months ago

hey arnold!!!!!!!!

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kisses327 says:

9 months ago

Little Johnny's Clothes
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher,
indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."

So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse.

So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

OK, now take off my skirt...

And he takes off her skirt.

Now take off my bra...

Which he does.

And now, Johnny, please take off my panties....

And when Johnny finishes removing those, she says, "Johnny, please don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"

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  arnoldbenedict says:

  9 months ago

  that's hot!

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kisses327 says:

9 months ago

Little Johnny 3
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'

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kisses327 says:

9 months ago

Who Wears the Panties
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I cant wear your trousers," she said.

"Thats right, said the husband, "and dont you ever forget it. Im the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. I cant get into your panties!"

She replied, "Thats right, and thats the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."

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  arnoldbenedict says:

  9 months ago

  ouch!

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kisses327 says:

9 months ago

Short Fuse
A large, built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? Thats 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilders pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? Thats 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

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  i_love_u says:

  8 months ago

  that's funny

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kisses327 says:

9 months ago

To Shave or not To Shave
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh, Michael, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

Michael replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldnt possibly do it. She would kill me!"

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.

"Really, I cant," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

That night, Michael crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Jeffrey, you shouldnt be here. My husband will be home soon!"

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kisses327 says:

9 months ago

Gone Baby Gone
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife who yelled for what felt like hours. Finally his wife stopped and said, "How would you like it if you didnt see me for two or three days?"

He replies, "That would be fine with me!"

Monday went by and he didnt see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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kisses327 says:

9 months ago

EX-Husbands
A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine' (TM)s Day cards for her son and father.

The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded her.
She muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have anything for ex-husbands."

The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes dear, they do, but they' (TM)re in Sporting Goods."

"Really?" exclaimed the woman.

"Yes dear. They' (TM)re called darts."

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kisses327 says:

9 months ago

good afternoon sleepy head, i'm guessing u dont have work today, so ya wont be on!!

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kisses327 says:

9 months ago

ha ha i'm pretty sure i found someone perfect for the role. . .ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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army_shagittarius says:

9 months ago

Have a Happy St. Valentine's Day tomorrow!!

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army_shagittarius says:

9 months ago

Luv the blog, can I be ur aiditer? hehehe

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  arnoldbenedict says:

  9 months ago

  i forgot i even wrote that! i shood right moor!

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  army_shagittarius says:

  9 months ago

  Yuppers!! Yoos a gud riter!!

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