Does this look broken?'Cuts heal fast and chicks dig scars' - Bart Simpson Recent Comments MORINformed says: "The problem with skateboarding in China is every time I skate there I feel like I need to skate again a half-an-hour later." | Koston in Boston As if the roster for the Dew Tour's Skate Open/ISF Skateboarding World Championships wasnt already stacked enough, Eric Koston has been added to the list. With the likes of Chris Cole, Chaz Ortiz, p rod, sheck, lutzka, fabrizio, dyet, busenitz, blah blah blah.. everyone. everyone is going to be there. thats all you have to know. The event goes down July 24-25 at the Garden in Boston. I even heard that Koston is going to attempt to ollie over kevin garnett if he makes the final. And by "heard" i mean "just completely made that up". but if it happens, hey, you heard it here first. check out allisports.com for more words and pictures... Channels: Skate Michael Jackson 1958-2009 ...Or Not Michael Jackson has died. I know. I'm upset too. If I can offer any consolation, I'm pretty sure that Michael is being put in some sort of futuristic cryogenic chamber as we speak. In fact, he and Walt Disney are probably going to be roommates for a while. Try not to think of it as death, but more like an extended hiatus from music, and living. I am 100% confident that there's a 49% chance he will be resurrected sometime around the year 3000, once the whole unfreezing process is, uh, invented. Hopefully it'll be some Benjamin Button shit, and he'll return as Michael Jackson circa 1982, back when he was younger, blacker, and before that whole pedophile thing. I look forward to seeing his comeback tour, maybe he will headline Coachella in the year 2968? Until then, we will have to cherish what he has left us. Thriller will be heard in every car, iPod, bar, and bedroom, in every corner of the world, as we mourn the loss of one of the greatest musicians in the history of the 1980s-1990s. The world needs Michael Jackson. I need Michael Jackson. Now we just have to wait... In the meantime, I wrote a song in his honor.... Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, (chorus) Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, (skin flute solo) (verse 2) Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, (chorus) Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, (air guitar solo) (verse 3) Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson..... Michael Jackson, (big finish, cue pyrotechnics, +3 encores) ...um, it sounds better with music. the best thing that ever happenedi know this video is really short. I challenge you to find me a video that packs more awesomeness into such a short clip. The wave is called 'Ours' in sydney, Australia. Those rocks in the foreground? he was trying to avoid those. he did not avoid those. If this video was any longer i would have to change my pants due to the crippling joy-gasm it would have caused me. Channels: Surf Failures of the Year..If I ruled the world, awards such as 'worst wipeout' would be on par with the nobel peace prize in terms of prestige. Unfortunately I dont yet rule the world, so i'll just have to sit here and hope that more companies, like Billabong here, come to see the sheer brilliance in utter failure. Here are the nominees for worst wipeout in the Billabong XXL awards. My vote goes for Ross Clarke-Jones' ocean sandwich courtesy of Tasmania. I cant imagine the view he must have gotten as he falls backwards and sees a ten foot thick lip fall from 40 feet above him and land directly on his face. Now thats entertainment. Channels: Surf Driving Lessons with Ken BlockThis is the newly released Ken Block video by DC shoes. Its crazy. Kenny B has somehow turned his rally car into an extension of his own body, using it to dance around like a gypsy. This discipline is known as Gymkhana. Contrary to what I had assumed upon first hearing "gymkhana", it is not a kama sutra position involving dumbells. If at this point you are still intrigued, please watch the video below, and check out www.dcshoes.com/gymkhana for more... Channels: Moto |
mountain_girl6 says:
"everybody was kung fu skaaattinnggg...okay, that was dumb."
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