wakeboarding seems like a pretty safe sport when you consider how dangerous other sports like surfing, skateboarding, moto, etc.. you dont have to worry about drowning under 300 tons of whitewater, or lose your testicles to a handrail, or backflip 60 feet in the air. that is, of course, only if you manage to avoid large boulders while doing it. in which case, um, yeah, that looks pretty dangerous.

it must really suck to be a rollerblader. Even when youre getting towed by a fucking drag race car and going 160 miles per hour, assholes like me, and your dad, will still call you gay. i would never go that fast on my skate, so i guess this dude deserves some credit..... but rollerblades? c'mon, bro, why do you make it so hard for me to have any respect for you?

Here is another gallery ive put up to prove that women are good at stuff too. I have chosen to focus on a certain area of expertise here. lets see if your boner can guess what it is.

Its raining. you have a ten stair set, gap, ten more stairs. if you make it you will be famous for sticking the biggest ollie of all time, and megan from your history class will let you hold her hand. if you dont, a video of your humiliating wipeout will be featured all over the internet. your brain says no, but your heart says yes. sorry, brain. better luck next time.

I really cant imagine a more idiotic and pointless way to crush your manhood than this guy here. At best, he would have a grainy video to prove he is capable of prancing across a series of poles. at worst, well, this.