Its raining. you have a ten stair set, gap, ten more stairs. if you make it you will be famous for sticking the biggest ollie of all time, and megan from your history class will let you hold her hand. if you dont, a video of your humiliating wipeout will be featured all over the internet. your brain says no, but your heart says yes. sorry, brain. better luck next time.

I really cant imagine a more idiotic and pointless way to crush your manhood than this guy here. At best, he would have a grainy video to prove he is capable of prancing across a series of poles. at worst, well, this.

Teahupoo, in tahiti, is regarded as one of the heaviest waves in the known world. Prepare to poop your pants. It has claimed lots of flesh, surfboards, jetskis, and even a few lives in the past couple years since people started surfing it. i think Teahupoo would be a great alternative to capital punishment. "oh, you raped ten chicks? ok, hold onto this rope while we tow you into your death." way more of a spectator sport than lethal injection. Actually we should expand this to include celebrities as well. the public should get to vote one person per month to get towed into a monster at teahupoo. I nominate Brian austin-green, the jonas brothers, oprah, george bush, all of guido beach, terrel owens, oh god i could do this all day. just watch the video and imagine the possibilities.

heres another installment on my quest to prove that women are every bit as capable as men. You have to look closely to truly appreciate the skill, determination, and god given ability that it takes to be this good. truly inspiring.

hmm. getting towed behind a moving car on a dollie. not a skateboard. not even a shopping cart. a dollie. no brakes, stearing, or control of any kind. What did he think was going to happen? This idea was going to end painfully regardless, luckily for us, it was a tree and his nuts which took the brunt of the impact. I hope that tree was ok.