Just when I have lost all hope in the world, and the existence of such things as AIDS and the jonas brothers have me convinced that there is no god or justice left, I find something like this. Sponger merrily skipping along a mossy jetty thing. slips. catches himself. slips again... ouchmyface. then, as if that wasnt awesome enough, he rolls off the end of the jetty, semi-conscious, only to have the next wave smash him right back into the jetty again. and bang: all is right with the world.

This kid here proves that there really is no funnier way to end a hill bombing than with your nuts wrapped around a pole. Its almost like the pole had been outfitted with the latest in crotch-magnet technology, originally developed and tested by Carmen Electra.

Ever wonder which is more painful: falling on your face or your nuts? Well this dude could probably tell you. after he stops crying.

BMX riding is nice and all, because you are surrounded by nature, and trees, and shit. But no matter where you are, getting punched in the face by the ground really really hurts. Especially when it comes with a free mouthful of dirt.

This poor little grommie mistakes his skateboard for a pogostick. Good thing his testicles havent dropped yet. Actually, after that they may never drop. The slo-mo is crucial to seeing the full extent of the humiliating nuttage that takes place here. enjoy.