• My Info

    Name:I am your God
    Lives In:Heaven, Garden of Eden
    Zimbabwe
    Age:111
    Birthday:January 1, 1898
    Gender:Male
    Description:Thou shalt bow down and take it in the ***
  • My Sports

    Razor

  • My Friends

    iamgod is friends with 38 GrindTV users.

  • My Activity

    November 19, 2009

    iamgod commented on a blog post - 12:33pm PST

    A Farewell To The Banks
    "Capicola (also spelled Capocollo, Capocolla, Capacollo, and Cappicola) is a thinly sliced Italian luncheon meat, taken from the shoulder (collo) and neck (capo - head) of a pig. As popularized by the television show The Sopranos, it is also known as gabagool in Italian-American slang. It is well regarded for its taste and is more expensive than most other luncheon meats. ...more on Wikipedia about "Capicola""

    November 07, 2009

    iamgod commented on a blog post - 3:13pm PST

    MORINformed's Top 10 Reasons Skateboarding Is Better Than Baseball
    "1) if someone cuts a nasty fart during a skate session it's pretty foul

    2)When have you seen a chick in a rad team video get the respect she deserves. Sure we don't rag on the girl skaters too much, but we also don't want to go home with one.

    3)I'd rather just have an I-pod

    4)Skateboarding or baseball...we all use one hand to jerk off

    5)There not just skateboarding's one hitters...puff puff pass bitch.

    6)The red bearings suck balls dude. Nothing but stall outs and rust.

    7)Kenny Anderson...he's a pitcher. This could go back to number 4 as he could switch it up to be a catcher sometimes.

    8)These bases are much better...but I'm sure that any professional baseball player runs both bases far more than any skater.

    9)Batting cages fool! And do you know how hard it is to find a decent spot that's fully covered from the rain...without getting kicked out?

    10) Steroids would most definitely ruin how you skate...but it would sure look funny."

    iamgod is now friends with lukyjohn - 3:03pm PST

    iamgod is now friends with ariousb1991 - 3:03pm PST

    October 22, 2009

    iamgod commented on pinter's profile - 1:27pm PDT

    "pinter...are you still alive man...it's neumann81...remember me. contact me at neumann81@yahoo.com if you're alive."

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    Thou shalt bow down and take it in the ***
  • My Videos

    iamgod has uploaded 4 videos to GrindTV.

    APT C Trailer

    2 years ago

    17,992 views

    test

    1 year ago

    7 views

    Ripon skate park footage

    2 years ago

    1,850 views

    surf spills

    2 years ago

    41,752 views

  • Comments

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    • beautiful says:

      3 months ago

      being god isn't easy is it?

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    • Famous Straps says:

      1 year ago

      wat up

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    • skatergirl13 says:

      1 year ago

      wow! . Goodness that must be uncomfortable.. I don't understand why people make it sound like it's amazing and all your wishes come true and stuff.

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      • iamgod says:

        1 year ago

        well like many other things on mortal earth, there are many misconceptions of what goes on up here. It's actually very boring. The weather is unpredictable, rent is not cheap, the taxes are really high, the school systems are a joke...you guys think you have it bad down there now with the economy the way it is. Just wait till you suckers get up here. You know there's a whole other level after heaven that we all try to get to. I haven't even got there yet, and I'm god. It's kind of messed up.

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    • skatergirl13 says:

      1 year ago

      hello god! How are you? How is heaven?

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      • iamgod says:

        1 year ago

        Heaven is alright...but It's not what you'd expect at all. It's kind of cold and wet up here.

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    • katsmeeow says:

      1 year ago

      god Are you there?

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    • z0descendedangel says:

      1 year ago

      oh no, some girl took my picture and was writing stuff on my page. but thank you, scary is good to me =)

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      • skatergirl13 says:

        1 year ago

        lol

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      • iamgod says:

        1 year ago

        You're not REALLY scary you know. You're one of those fashionable artsy people. I can tell. I'll bet you end up being some kind of designer or something. Maybe or maybe not in the near future, but sometime in your life you will be designing. I know...I am god. Now run along

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      • z0descendedangel says:

        1 year ago

        thank you for sharing your physic ability..

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    • crackhead says:

      1 year ago

      look a$$hole..i dont f*ckin lie about my life i wouldn't f*ckin care if i wasn't cool or not..ask bikergirl how f*ckin screwed up my life is right now..ok, i dont need ur sh*t right now!!!u wanna talk sh*t then go head but im just not gonna care..

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      • iamgod says:

        1 year ago

        why are you so mad at me? What the hell did I do to you

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    • urban_tomy says:

      1 year ago

      Hey! you really are from Zimbabwe?

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    • Grindmaster says:

      1 year ago

      what is heterosexual

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    • Grindmaster says:

      1 year ago

      sup u really gay

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      • iamgod says:

        1 year ago

        I'm about as heterosexual as you LOOK gay. Which is REALLY heterosexual.

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    • xxxbeautiful_fatalityxxx says:

      1 year ago

      haha mmmmmmmmk but why oh and p.s u can tell me ur real naem through msg im not gonna tell anyone and im not some kind of 40 year old creeper im only 15 if thats what ur thinking lol

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      • iamgod says:

        1 year ago

        Well Chris...you seem like a very nice girl, but I can't put my name because I just don't really want to. It's nothing personal against YOU at all. Perhaps it also does have to do with your age. YOU may not be a 40 year old creeper...but I may be. I'm not...but you don't know that for sure. I'm not forty, but I'm definitely older than you are. So, for now I just want to have meaningless chat under a false identity. Again, nothing personal. Just a weird rule I have. Kind of like how some girls don't kiss on the first date. It's just a silly rule they like to enforce to feel more in control of a situation. Maybe I'll reveal my name to you at a later time.

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    • xxxbeautiful_fatalityxxx says:

      1 year ago

      hi im chris:)

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      • iamgod says:

        1 year ago

        Hi Chris...I'm hesitant to put up my real name ...so just refer to me as god please

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    • moto babe says:

      1 year ago

      Hey Holla Wutz Up???

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    • skatergirl13 says:

      1 year ago

      hey hows it going?

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    • seattle_lover2 says:

      1 year ago

      hehe thank u very much: ] lol

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    • seattle_lover2 says:

      1 year ago

      awwww u do?? see i knew u were a nice guy ur just stubborn as hell lol its ok so am i im irish what can i say lol

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    • ryanfan7 says:

      1 year ago

      ok god... sorry. holy ****.

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    • ryanfan7 says:

      1 year ago

      yah... but u really should think about being nicer to ppl.

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      • iamgod says:

        1 year ago

        Okay...I feel like we went over that already. In fact, I think that might have been the third time you told me to be nicer to people. Did I not say I was sorry to you? Did I not admit my faults and emphasize the regret I felt for said actions? I got it the first two times. What more do you want me to say? I mean, if all you're ever going to say to me is "You should be nicer to people" than there's really no point in us talking, is there?

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    • Authentic Utility says:

      1 year ago

      "treat others as you would like to be treated"

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    • seattle_lover2 says:

      1 year ago

      ok i read ur comment yo ryanfan7 and i wanted to le tu know i never meant to offend u and im honestly sry but when ppl make fun of u that doesnt make it right to do it to others trust me been there done thats why i had to og to counseling for self esteem cause everyone killed mine so i wanted ot tell u i really am sry just try to be nice to ppl and ull get the same in return

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      • iamgod says:

        1 year ago

        thanks for the words of wisdom. I'll definitely try...wow grindtv actually changed my life.

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