Sunday School Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
i'm sorry, but that picture plus your screenname are just too much for me. i can't add you. and from the looks of all these comments, you don't seem like a very nice guy. anyway, i think we should all be nice and get along. no need to fight with peeps or write a mean comment back to me k? cool, man.
By the way...you got a lot of nerve calling me an embarrassment. If I were you I wouldn't want to leave the house. Lay off the cupcakes. You look like the Buda statue.
How do I make white people look dumb? At no point did I make any distinctions or associations with race in any way. I talk $hit to everyone. I don't leave anyone out, so it is you who is the embarrassment to white people. You're the one who is separating me from other races. Tell me, where did I separate myself from other races. Tell me you ugly a$$ porn freak.
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Posted by drummerboy May 13, 2008 02:38pm PDTReply | Report Abuse
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Posted by skater freak March 10, 2008 10:27am PDTReply | Report Abuse
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Posted by BIGTD1221 March 5, 2008 09:36am PSTReply | Report Abuse
Sunday School Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
Posted by BIGTD1221 March 4, 2008 10:23am PSTReply | Report Abuse
is potman ur brother?
Posted by BIGTD1221 March 4, 2008 10:21am PSTReply | Report Abuse
u shouldnt say things like this to a 14 year old u might get n 2 serious trouble------hey sexy im gana leave n a lil but talk 2 my homie potman
Posted by 707smoker March 3, 2008 12:53pm PSTReply | Report Abuse
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Reply by iloveporn March 3, 2008 12:58pm PSTReport Abuse
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Posted by IloveRyanSheckler1181 March 3, 2008 12:50pm PSTReply | Report Abuse
IGHT BYE.....
Posted by IloveRyanSheckler1181 March 3, 2008 12:41pm PSTReply | Report Abuse
HI WHATS UP....
Reply by iloveporn March 3, 2008 12:49pm PSTReport Abuse
hey sexy im gana leave n a lil but talk 2 my homie potman
Posted by KateKat March 3, 2008 12:01pm PSTReply | Report Abuse
i'm sorry, but that picture plus your screenname are just too much for me. i can't add you. and from the looks of all these comments, you don't seem like a very nice guy. anyway, i think we should all be nice and get along. no need to fight with peeps or write a mean comment back to me k? cool, man.
Reply by Sonnythehater March 3, 2008 12:14pm PSTReport Abuse
good call katekat. Hey, doesn't this guy closely resemble that of a Buda Statue.
Reply by iloveporn March 3, 2008 12:40pm PSTReport Abuse
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Reply by lala March 3, 2008 01:04pm PSTReport Abuse
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Posted by Sonnythehater March 3, 2008 10:58am PSTReply | Report Abuse
By the way...you got a lot of nerve calling me an embarrassment. If I were you I wouldn't want to leave the house. Lay off the cupcakes. You look like the Buda statue.
Reply by iloveporn March 3, 2008 11:28am PSTReport Abuse
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Posted by Sonnythehater March 3, 2008 10:54am PSTReply | Report Abuse
How do I make white people look dumb? At no point did I make any distinctions or associations with race in any way. I talk $hit to everyone. I don't leave anyone out, so it is you who is the embarrassment to white people. You're the one who is separating me from other races. Tell me, where did I separate myself from other races. Tell me you ugly a$$ porn freak.
Reply by iloveporn March 3, 2008 10:58am PSTReport Abuse
ur a ducth bag loser my homie potman and every one else hates you cus ur a a$$ hole peace of $hit..
Reply by Sonnythehater March 3, 2008 11:00am PSTReport Abuse
You really suck at spelling man. Take some English courses.
Posted by BIGTD1221 March 3, 2008 10:48am PSTReply | Report Abuse
where have u been? havent heard from u n a while
Reply by iloveporn March 3, 2008 12:40pm PSTReport Abuse
gone to the wind
Posted by BIGTD1221 March 3, 2008 10:47am PSTReply | Report Abuse
iloveporn also
Posted by Mchloughrey7 February 8, 2008 11:20pm PSTReply | Report Abuse
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Posted by potman February 8, 2008 11:13am PSTReply | Report Abuse
****** you
Posted by IloveRyanSheckler1181 February 8, 2008 10:36am PSTReply | Report Abuse
what the **** did I do to you
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