• My Info

    Name:Kristoff
    Lives In:San Diego, California
    United States
    Age:19
    Birthday:June 8, 1990
    Gender:Male
    Description:Hey Dudes! (:: whats goin on? Im Chris, my mails: condemned2sk8@hotmail.comfeel free to mesg me anytime(open 24 hrs, 7 days a week) except when im skatin... House of PainYa see, I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaunYou wanna fight, then step up and we'll get it onYou gotta right to the grill, I'm white and I illA descendant of Dublin with titanic skillI ducked and I swing, next thing your jaw's brokenPunk I ain't jokin', you can bet you'll be chokin'On a fist full a nothin', meanwhile I'll be puffin'On a fat blunt, run punk, you don't know the halfTryin' to talk shit, man, please don't make me laughThese Irish eyes are smilin', I'm buckwildin'The House Of Pain is pumpin', start jumpin'Freak it, funk it, back seat junk itIf you can't get with it, you'll wind up sweatin' itThen you'll get a beatin' just like an eggIt's so hard to run when you've got a broken legBut we can have a run off, the House Of Pain'll come offWe got the cake that you're tryin' to get a crumb offThe Irish style, the Celtic jazzNo one has it, just us that's itIf you try to take it, I got a big shileighlyI don't have dreads cause I shave my head dailyYou call me a skin head, I call you a pin headYo, where you been man, just like the tin manYou got no heart, here comes the good partI pick 'em, buck 'em, cut 'em up, and buck them downNo fuckin' aroundHome boy ya get clown like Krusty, trust meYou shouldn't play, and by the wayTop o' the mornin' to yaGreetings, salutationsPeace to the nations of Zulu and IslamCrack the bottle, rev the throttlePut the gear in, now you're stearin'Like Mario AntrettiSo let me kick it, cause I can make a wickedNoise like a cricketRubbin' his legs, my rhymes are like eggsI'll keep layin' 'em, I'll keep sayin' 'emThis is the House Of Pain, we're far from plainBut we're not fancy, Ron and NancySo just say no, but I say goStraight to hell, I kiss and tellSo if you're a ho, all my friends knowWhat you gotta say, let's hit the hayAnd have no delay, and yo, by the wayTop o' the mornin' to yaExtra extra, read all about itHow could ya doubt it?Now scream and shout it!The House Of Pain soon will reignOver the hip hop scene in white, gold, and greenI rip shit and back flip like a JediI roll with the groove and I'm smooth and you can bet ICome correct and get respect when I'm flowin'Collecting my dough, I got you're girlfriend ho-in'And how do I know that she's funk?I know she's broke cause yo, the T's hung like aShetland pony, gettin' paid like SonySo never ever try to play me out like a phonyCause I can get real thick like a bowl of Malt-o-MealAnd by the way, top o' the mornin' to ya
    Relationship:Single
    Heroes:Chris Haslam, Rodney Mullen, Chris Cole, Mike Vallely, the muska, Randy Blythe, Corey Taylor
    Music:Lamb of God, Slipknot, Job for a Cowboy, tool, thrice, trivium, devildriver, nightwish, pain, otep and sooo much more... (::
    Movies:all the die hards, reign of fire, alpha dog...etc.
    Shows:family guy, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, scrubs
    Interests:skating, girls, friends, music. just anything worth livin for really.
  • My Sports

    Extreme Fighting

    Skill Level: Advanced
    3 - 5 Years Experience
    1 - 2 Years Competing

    My Gear:

    Mouth Guard:

    dont know what kind haha...

    Gloves:

    dont use gloves, i just do bareknuckle or boxing tape.

    Motocross

    Snowboarding

    Skateboarding

    Skill Level: Intermediate
    1 - 2 Years Experience
    Less than 1 Year Competing

    My Gear:

    Other:

    Black Magic Grip

    Bearings:

    Bones Swiss Labrynth

    Wheels:

    Ricta

    Trucks:

    Tensor Response

    Deck:

    Enjoi Rasta

    Water Skiing

  • My Friends

    Kristoff is friends with 168 GrindTV users.

  • My Activity

    November 17, 2009

    Kristoff is now friends with dgk sk8er - 9:51pm PST

    Kristoff is now friends with d_skater - 9:51pm PST

    November 13, 2009

    Kristoff is now friends with candycanesandrazorblades - 8:26pm PST

    Kristoff is now friends with sk8ergirl0004 - 3:14pm PST

    November 09, 2009

    Kristoff updated his status - 5:01pm PST

    "killin..."

  • About

    Hey Dudes! (:: whats goin on? Im Chris, my mails: condemned2sk8@hotmail.com
    feel free to mesg me anytime(open 24 hrs, 7 days a week) except when im skatin...
    House of Pain
    Ya see, I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun
    You wanna fight, then step up and we'll get it on
    You gotta right to the grill, I'm white and I ill
    A descendant of Dublin with titanic skill
    I ducked and I swing, next thing your jaw's broken
    Punk I ain't jokin', you can bet you'll be chokin'
    On a fist full a nothin', meanwhile I'll be puffin'
    On a fat blunt, run punk, you don't know the half
    Tryin' to talk shit, man, please don't make me laugh
    These Irish eyes are smilin', I'm buckwildin'
    The House Of Pain is pumpin', start jumpin'
    Freak it, funk it, back seat junk it
    If you can't get with it, you'll wind up sweatin' it
    Then you'll get a beatin' just like an egg
    It's so hard to run when you've got a broken leg
    But we can have a run off, the House Of Pain'll come off
    We got the cake that you're tryin' to get a crumb off
    The Irish style, the Celtic jazz
    No one has it, just us that's it
    If you try to take it, I got a big shileighly
    I don't have dreads cause I shave my head daily
    You call me a skin head, I call you a pin head
    Yo, where you been man, just like the tin man
    You got no heart, here comes the good part
    I pick 'em, buck 'em, cut 'em up, and buck them down
    No fuckin' around
    Home boy ya get clown like Krusty, trust me
    You shouldn't play, and by the way
    Top o' the mornin' to ya

    Greetings, salutations
    Peace to the nations of Zulu and Islam
    Crack the bottle, rev the throttle
    Put the gear in, now you're stearin'
    Like Mario Antretti
    So let me kick it, cause I can make a wicked
    Noise like a cricket
    Rubbin' his legs, my rhymes are like eggs
    I'll keep layin' 'em, I'll keep sayin' 'em
    This is the House Of Pain, we're far from plain
    But we're not fancy, Ron and Nancy
    So just say no, but I say go
    Straight to hell, I kiss and tell
    So if you're a ho, all my friends know
    What you gotta say, let's hit the hay
    And have no delay, and yo, by the way
    Top o' the mornin' to ya

    Extra extra, read all about it
    How could ya doubt it?
    Now scream and shout it!
    The House Of Pain soon will reign
    Over the hip hop scene in white, gold, and green
    I rip shit and back flip like a Jedi
    I roll with the groove and I'm smooth and you can bet I
    Come correct and get respect when I'm flowin'
    Collecting my dough, I got you're girlfriend ho-in'
    And how do I know that she's funk?
    I know she's broke cause yo, the T's hung like a
    Shetland pony, gettin' paid like Sony
    So never ever try to play me out like a phony
    Cause I can get real thick like a bowl of Malt-o-Meal
    And by the way, top o' the mornin' to ya
  • My Photos

    Kristoff has created 3 photo galleries on GrindTV.

    skate

    1 year ago

    12 photos

    skate soldier

    1 year ago

    6 photos

    my music

    1 year ago

    4 photos

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