 My Info| Name: | Kristoff | | Lives In: | San Diego, California United States | | Age: | 19 | | Birthday: | June 8, 1990 | | Gender: | Male | | Description: | Hey Dudes! (:: whats goin on? Im Chris, my mails: condemned2sk8@hotmail.comfeel free to mesg me anytime(open 24 hrs, 7 days a week) except when im skatin... House of PainYa see, I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaunYou wanna fight, then step up and we'll get it onYou gotta right to the grill, I'm white and I illA descendant of Dublin with titanic skillI ducked and I swing, next thing your jaw's brokenPunk I ain't jokin', you can bet you'll be chokin'On a fist full a nothin', meanwhile I'll be puffin'On a fat blunt, run punk, you don't know the halfTryin' to talk shit, man, please don't make me laughThese Irish eyes are smilin', I'm buckwildin'The House Of Pain is pumpin', start jumpin'Freak it, funk it, back seat junk itIf you can't get with it, you'll wind up sweatin' itThen you'll get a beatin' just like an eggIt's so hard to run when you've got a broken legBut we can have a run off, the House Of Pain'll come offWe got the cake that you're tryin' to get a crumb offThe Irish style, the Celtic jazzNo one has it, just us that's itIf you try to take it, I got a big shileighlyI don't have dreads cause I shave my head dailyYou call me a skin head, I call you a pin headYo, where you been man, just like the tin manYou got no heart, here comes the good partI pick 'em, buck 'em, cut 'em up, and buck them downNo fuckin' aroundHome boy ya get clown like Krusty, trust meYou shouldn't play, and by the wayTop o' the mornin' to yaGreetings, salutationsPeace to the nations of Zulu and IslamCrack the bottle, rev the throttlePut the gear in, now you're stearin'Like Mario AntrettiSo let me kick it, cause I can make a wickedNoise like a cricketRubbin' his legs, my rhymes are like eggsI'll keep layin' 'em, I'll keep sayin' 'emThis is the House Of Pain, we're far from plainBut we're not fancy, Ron and NancySo just say no, but I say goStraight to hell, I kiss and tellSo if you're a ho, all my friends knowWhat you gotta say, let's hit the hayAnd have no delay, and yo, by the wayTop o' the mornin' to yaExtra extra, read all about itHow could ya doubt it?Now scream and shout it!The House Of Pain soon will reignOver the hip hop scene in white, gold, and greenI rip shit and back flip like a JediI roll with the groove and I'm smooth and you can bet ICome correct and get respect when I'm flowin'Collecting my dough, I got you're girlfriend ho-in'And how do I know that she's funk?I know she's broke cause yo, the T's hung like aShetland pony, gettin' paid like SonySo never ever try to play me out like a phonyCause I can get real thick like a bowl of Malt-o-MealAnd by the way, top o' the mornin' to ya | | Relationship: | Single | | Heroes: | Chris Haslam, Rodney Mullen, Chris Cole, Mike Vallely, the muska, Randy Blythe, Corey Taylor | | Music: | Lamb of God, Slipknot, Job for a Cowboy, tool, thrice, trivium, devildriver, nightwish, pain, otep and sooo much more... (:: | | Movies: | all the die hards, reign of fire, alpha dog...etc. | | Shows: | family guy, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, scrubs | | Interests: | skating, girls, friends, music. just anything worth livin for really. |
My SportsExtreme Fighting Skill Level: Advanced 3 - 5 Years Experience 1 - 2 Years Competing My Gear: Mouth Guard: dont know what kind haha... Gloves: dont use gloves, i just do bareknuckle or boxing tape. Beginnings: My mom enrolled me in Jujustu, Kenpo and Kick Boxing when i was like 10 so i just kept getting better and now i am as good as i am i guess. Tricks: twin tornado kick Strengths: Staff fighting, and boxing Likes: it keeps me in shape and prepares me for anything i might face in a fight... in case u were wondering i can pretty much kick anyones ass that i fight, unless their like super huge ufc guys or something haha. Skateboarding Skill Level: Intermediate 1 - 2 Years Experience Less than 1 Year Competing My Gear: Bearings: Bones Swiss Labrynth Beginnings: picked up a board and just hit it off from there... Tricks: 360 shuv it, flamingo, wall plants, nose stall to body varial to casper to manual...(:: Strengths: any spin trick Likes: its just bitchin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' My FriendsKristoff is friends with 168 GrindTV users. | My ActivityNovember 17, 2009 November 13, 2009 November 09, 2009 Kristoff updated his status - 5:01pm PST AboutHey Dudes! (:: whats goin on? Im Chris, my mails: condemned2sk8@hotmail.com feel free to mesg me anytime(open 24 hrs, 7 days a week) except when im skatin... House of Pain Ya see, I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun You wanna fight, then step up and we'll get it on You gotta right to the grill, I'm white and I ill A descendant of Dublin with titanic skill I ducked and I swing, next thing your jaw's broken Punk I ain't jokin', you can bet you'll be chokin' On a fist full a nothin', meanwhile I'll be puffin' On a fat blunt, run punk, you don't know the half Tryin' to talk shit, man, please don't make me laugh These Irish eyes are smilin', I'm buckwildin' The House Of Pain is pumpin', start jumpin' Freak it, funk it, back seat junk it If you can't get with it, you'll wind up sweatin' it Then you'll get a beatin' just like an egg It's so hard to run when you've got a broken leg But we can have a run off, the House Of Pain'll come off We got the cake that you're tryin' to get a crumb off The Irish style, the Celtic jazz No one has it, just us that's it If you try to take it, I got a big shileighly I don't have dreads cause I shave my head daily You call me a skin head, I call you a pin head Yo, where you been man, just like the tin man You got no heart, here comes the good part I pick 'em, buck 'em, cut 'em up, and buck them down No fuckin' around Home boy ya get clown like Krusty, trust me You shouldn't play, and by the way Top o' the mornin' to ya
Greetings, salutations Peace to the nations of Zulu and Islam Crack the bottle, rev the throttle Put the gear in, now you're stearin' Like Mario Antretti So let me kick it, cause I can make a wicked Noise like a cricket Rubbin' his legs, my rhymes are like eggs I'll keep layin' 'em, I'll keep sayin' 'em This is the House Of Pain, we're far from plain But we're not fancy, Ron and Nancy So just say no, but I say go Straight to hell, I kiss and tell So if you're a ho, all my friends know What you gotta say, let's hit the hay And have no delay, and yo, by the way Top o' the mornin' to ya
Extra extra, read all about it How could ya doubt it? Now scream and shout it! The House Of Pain soon will reign Over the hip hop scene in white, gold, and green I rip shit and back flip like a Jedi I roll with the groove and I'm smooth and you can bet I Come correct and get respect when I'm flowin' Collecting my dough, I got you're girlfriend ho-in' And how do I know that she's funk? I know she's broke cause yo, the T's hung like a Shetland pony, gettin' paid like Sony So never ever try to play me out like a phony Cause I can get real thick like a bowl of Malt-o-Meal And by the way, top o' the mornin' to ya My PhotosKristoff has created 3 photo galleries on GrindTV. |