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  • Grind Rank: 877 [?]
  • Last Login: November 21, 2008
  • Basic Info

    Name:Kristoff
    D.O.B.:June 8, 1990
    Gender:Male
    City:San Diego
    State:CA
    Country:United States
  • My Sports

    Extreme Fighting

    Skill Level: Advanced

    3 - 5 Years Experience

    1 - 2 Years Competing

    Motocross

    Snowboarding

    Skateboarding

    Skill Level: Intermediate

    1 - 2 Years Experience

    Less than 1 Year Competing

    Water Skiing

  • More Info

    Relationship:Single
    Heroes:Chris Haslam, Rodney Mullen, Chris Cole, Mike Vallely, the muska, Randy Blythe, Corey Taylor
    Favorite Music:Lamb of God, Slipknot, Job for a Cowboy, tool, thrice, trivium, devildriver, nightwish, pain, otep and sooo much more... (::
    Favorite Movies:all the die hards, reign of fire, alpha dog...etc.
    Favorite TV Shows:family guy, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, scrubs
    Interests:skating, girls, friends, music. just anything worth livin for really.
  • Hey Dudes! (:: whats goin on? Im Chris, my mails: condemned2sk8@hotmail.com
    feel free to mesg me anytime(open 24 hrs, 7 days a week) except when im skatin...
    GWAR
    They came from the sun
    From the east, from the west all around
    So fate's die is cast
    They marshaled their forces and found us at last
    So it's come to this
    The child is the destroyer
    The young god comes to slay
    Son kill the father
    For blackness is all that i crave
    Shells explode across my hide
    Take me death, i am your slave
    For i don't have soul
    And i don't have a heart
    Come then and face me
    But first you must suffer my wrath
    They say war is a last resort
    For me it's the only way
    I have tried reading their poetry
    It suits me better to slay
    All that i touch seems to break in my hands
    Then it just bursts into flames
    The piteous pleadings as innocents die
    Only an odor remains
    So burn the bitter butter
    Prepare the murder machines
    Bring me my scabbard, my halberd, my hauberk
    Fetch me my enchanted greaves
    My walls they are melting
    The drugs they aren't helping
    Is it time for the old gods to die?
    To arms is the only cry
    Hatred of all things alive
    War is all we know
    The humans must feast on their gods
    We know it fucking blows
    Hatred is a seed that's easy to sow
    Buckets of blood will help it to grow
    And raised on high, the fetid throne
    Death is fate's master, he sits alone
    They say war is all we know
    If only that were true
    No matter how i work my schedule
    There's always other things that i do
    But excuse me now, there's a tank at the door
    And that slave's head just rolled cross the floor
    He tries to say something and that something is puke
    Right about then the pigs set off a nuke
    War is all we know
    When i said i loved war, i lied
    It fucking sucks on the losing side
    And speaking of which, my face is on fire
    A lightning withdrawl, we quickly retire
    A flury of carnage, my brainpan is nicked
    To my unending shame my ass just got kicked
    and as the shells fall in a relentless hail
    the fortress was gutted and we had to bail

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    skatergirl13 says:

    Posted 1 Day Ago

    Hi again.. long time no talk lol.

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    emosk8r2009 says:

    Posted 1 Day Ago

    hey, what up?

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    skatergirl13 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey whats up? wow! u barely logg on!! lol! u never logg on!! but anyways hi!

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey whats goin on? i know i should get on more.

    dethklok says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey

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    dragonforce3 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hi

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    thats a sweet pic i have that one too.

    baker skater says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    sup dude...

    talah says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hahaha, yep(:
    I just like skater boys! lol

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    sweet sauce!

    talah says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    Im definitely not pro status, Im okay tho.
    Im still working on it.(:

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    ya same with me. keep workin at it. ::)

    lishy95 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hi...

    talah says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    Sweet.
    Haven't skated for a while.
    Too busy w/ school ://

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    kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    ya me too. i like to go whenever i get the chance, u any good at skatin? ::)

    talah says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    just eating.
    you?

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    im just chillin. gonna go sk8 later on tho.

    lishy95 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey waz up?

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hi.

    talah says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey.

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    kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    was up?

    DAMN SAM says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey dude wats up?

    Reply

    kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    notn much... what about u?

    DAMN SAM says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    stuck in school

    kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hm that sucks, i sluff to go skate

    EMO GYRL666 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    HI...!

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    sk8er_chick1 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey waz up awsome background 8)

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    thanx dude...u like devildriver?

    sk8er_chick1 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    yeah they r awsome

    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    nice i dont know that many people who do.lol

    funbox says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey, i love your pic

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    thanx bro

    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    oh i mean not bro, cause ur a girl haha...

    funbox says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    ha.. funny

    warpunk113 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    hey wats up man

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    santana says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    nuthin much

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    skatergirl13 says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    lol. wow that picture is hot !

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    Kristoff says:

    Posted Over 30 Days Ago

    ya think so?....ya i kinda like it..lol