• My Info

    Name:Kristoff
    Lives In:San Diego, California
    United States
    Age:21
    Birthday:June 8, 1990
    Gender:Male
    Relationship:Single
    Heroes:Chris Haslam, Rodney Mullen, Chris Cole, Mike Vallely, the muska, Randy Blythe, Corey Taylor
    Music:Lamb of God, Slipknot, Job for a Cowboy, tool, thrice, trivium, devildriver, nightwish, pain, otep and sooo much more... (::
    Movies:all the die hards, reign of fire, alpha dog...etc.
    Shows:family guy, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, scrubs
    Interests:skating, girls, friends, music. just anything worth livin for really.
  • My Sports

    Extreme Fighting

    Skill Level: Advanced
    3 - 5 Years Experience
    1 - 2 Years Competing

    My Gear:

    Mouth Guard:

    dont know what kind haha...

    Gloves:

    dont use gloves, i just do bareknuckle or boxing tape.

    Motocross

    Snowboarding

    Skateboarding

    Skill Level: Intermediate
    1 - 2 Years Experience
    Less than 1 Year Competing

    My Gear:

    Other:

    Black Magic Grip

    Bearings:

    Bones Swiss Labrynth

    Wheels:

    Ricta

    Trucks:

    Tensor Response

    Deck:

    Enjoi Rasta

    Water Skiing

  • My Friends

    Kristoff is friends with 172 GrindTV users.

  • About

    Hey Dudes! (:: whats goin on? Im Chris, my mails: condemned2sk8@hotmail.com
    feel free to mesg me anytime(open 24 hrs, 7 days a week) except when im skatin...
    House of Pain
    Ya see, I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun
    You wanna fight, then step up and we'll get it on
    You gotta right to the grill, I'm white and I ill
    A descendant of Dublin with titanic skill
    I ducked and I swing, next thing your jaw's broken
    Punk I ain't jokin', you can bet you'll be chokin'
    On a fist full a nothin', meanwhile I'll be puffin'
    On a fat blunt, run punk, you don't know the half
    Tryin' to talk shit, man, please don't make me laugh
    These Irish eyes are smilin', I'm buckwildin'
    The House Of Pain is pumpin', start jumpin'
    Freak it, funk it, back seat junk it
    If you can't get with it, you'll wind up sweatin' it
    Then you'll get a beatin' just like an egg
    It's so hard to run when you've got a broken leg
    But we can have a run off, the House Of Pain'll come off
    We got the cake that you're tryin' to get a crumb off
    The Irish style, the Celtic jazz
    No one has it, just us that's it
    If you try to take it, I got a big shileighly
    I don't have dreads cause I shave my head daily
    You call me a skin head, I call you a pin head
    Yo, where you been man, just like the tin man
    You got no heart, here comes the good part
    I pick 'em, buck 'em, cut 'em up, and buck them down
    No fuckin' around
    Home boy ya get clown like Krusty, trust me
    You shouldn't play, and by the way
    Top o' the mornin' to ya

    Greetings, salutations
    Peace to the nations of Zulu and Islam
    Crack the bottle, rev the throttle
    Put the gear in, now you're stearin'
    Like Mario Antretti
    So let me kick it, cause I can make a wicked
    Noise like a cricket
    Rubbin' his legs, my rhymes are like eggs
    I'll keep layin' 'em, I'll keep sayin' 'em
    This is the House Of Pain, we're far from plain
    But we're not fancy, Ron and Nancy
    So just say no, but I say go
    Straight to hell, I kiss and tell
    So if you're a ho, all my friends know
    What you gotta say, let's hit the hay
    And have no delay, and yo, by the way
    Top o' the mornin' to ya

    Extra extra, read all about it
    How could ya doubt it?
    Now scream and shout it!
    The House Of Pain soon will reign
    Over the hip hop scene in white, gold, and green
    I rip shit and back flip like a Jedi
    I roll with the groove and I'm smooth and you can bet I
    Come correct and get respect when I'm flowin'
    Collecting my dough, I got you're girlfriend ho-in'
    And how do I know that she's funk?
    I know she's broke cause yo, the T's hung like a
    Shetland pony, gettin' paid like Sony
    So never ever try to play me out like a phony
    Cause I can get real thick like a bowl of Malt-o-Meal
    And by the way, top o' the mornin' to ya
  • My Photos

    Kristoff has created 3 photo galleries on GrindTV.

    my music

    my music

    4 years ago

    4 photos

    skate soldier

    skate soldier

    4 years ago

    6 photos

    skate

    skate

    4 years ago

    12 photos

  • 51 Comments

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    born2_idk

    Posted by born2_idk January 22, 2010 05:26pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

    heyy i changed it
    u HAPPY now?? aha

    born2_idk

    Reply by born2_idk February 12, 2010 06:46pm PSTReport Abuse

    i got pixx upp

    born2_idk

    Posted by born2_idk November 23, 2009 05:07pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

    heyy watz upp??
    omg im from san diego too:)

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff December 19, 2009 09:54am PSTReport Abuse

    hey sorry it took so long to get back to you Ive not been on for a while. but you are? thats pimp what part do yo live in? im in PB

    born2_idk

    Reply by born2_idk December 19, 2009 10:02am PSTReport Abuse

    its ok
    i dont live there anymore
    i was born in oceanside
    but welived in fallbrook

    hotshot10

    Posted by hotshot10 November 8, 2009 11:31am PSTReply | Report Abuse

    coool pic

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff November 13, 2009 03:14pm PSTReport Abuse

    thanx brotha

    PaigelovesYamaha

    Posted by PaigelovesYamaha June 4, 2009 10:54pm PDTReply | Report Abuse

    :) heyy whats up?

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff June 9, 2009 05:06pm PDTReport Abuse

    whats up?

    PaigelovesYamaha

    Reply by PaigelovesYamaha June 9, 2009 09:20pm PDTReport Abuse

    just got home from a party. wbu?

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff July 11, 2009 07:06pm PDTReport Abuse

    i love parties lol, go to them in pb in san diego all the time(:

    PaigelovesYamaha

    Reply by PaigelovesYamaha July 13, 2009 05:12pm PDTReport Abuse

    yea. thts wats up. lol

    huffybmxchick

    Reply by huffybmxchick November 8, 2009 11:52am PSTReport Abuse

    Whats up with what?

    crazyskaterkid

    Posted by crazyskaterkid May 26, 2009 05:54pm PDTReply | Report Abuse

    can u look at my vids

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff May 29, 2009 01:57pm PDTReport Abuse

    um sure, why? lol

    weird and stupid thats me

    Posted by weird and stupid thats me March 24, 2009 02:18pm PDTReply | Report Abuse

    skating , jumping off side walks at mayor speeds
    trying to get killed
    and the most important
    LIFE WITHOUT WALLS

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff April 6, 2009 09:11pm PDTReport Abuse

    oh cool... do you do parkour? like crazy backflips and stuff? i do its fun you should look up some vids of free runners on you tube(::

    weird and stupid thats me

    Posted by weird and stupid thats me March 24, 2009 02:12pm PDTReply | Report Abuse

    hey.................

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff March 24, 2009 02:15pm PDTReport Abuse

    sup girl(:

    foxracinggirlx3

    Posted by foxracinggirlx3 February 25, 2009 04:02pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

    hey ther :)

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff March 24, 2009 02:16pm PDTReport Abuse

    hey sorry it took me so long to reply, i dont get on much

    foxracinggirlx3

    Reply by foxracinggirlx3 March 28, 2009 01:03pm PDTReport Abuse

    oh thats ok, i dont either any more. haha so whats up

    skatergirl13

    Posted by skatergirl13 January 14, 2009 06:41pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

    like everyday almost

    mackenzie

    Posted by mackenzie December 5, 2008 11:29am PSTReply | Report Abuse

    hey watz ^

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff January 14, 2009 05:51pm PSTReport Abuse

    whats goin on dude? (::

    emosk8r2009

    Posted by emosk8r2009 November 24, 2008 09:25am PSTReply | Report Abuse

    only gay **** watch robot chicken....god your gay.

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff January 14, 2009 05:50pm PSTReport Abuse

    wtf? im gay? ur the fat emo *****, dont ****** talk to me about gay you stupid scuz:p

    skatergirl13

    Posted by skatergirl13 November 21, 2008 11:33pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

    Hi again.. long time no talk lol.

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff January 14, 2009 05:51pm PSTReport Abuse

    dude i practically never get on...how often do you get on?

    emosk8r2009

    Posted by emosk8r2009 November 21, 2008 12:22pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

    hey, what up?

    skatergirl13

    Posted by skatergirl13 September 24, 2008 02:09pm PDTReply | Report Abuse

    hey whats up? wow! u barely logg on!! lol! u never logg on!! but anyways hi!

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff September 30, 2008 06:59am PDTReport Abuse

    hey whats goin on? i know i should get on more.

    dethklok

    Posted by dethklok September 23, 2008 02:41pm PDTReply | Report Abuse

    hey

    dragonforce3

    Posted by dragonforce3 September 22, 2008 03:43pm PDTReply | Report Abuse

    hi

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff September 30, 2008 06:59am PDTReport Abuse

    thats a sweet pic i have that one too.

    baker skater

    Posted by baker skater September 20, 2008 02:15pm PDTReply | Report Abuse

    hey

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff September 24, 2008 02:07pm PDTReport Abuse

    sup dude...

    Talah

    Posted by Talah September 19, 2008 07:44pm PDTReply | Report Abuse

    hahaha, yep(: I just like skater boys! lol

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff September 24, 2008 02:07pm PDTReport Abuse

    sweet sauce!

    Talah

    Posted by Talah September 18, 2008 07:30pm PDTReply | Report Abuse

    Im definitely not pro status, Im okay tho. Im still working on it.(:

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff September 19, 2008 12:49pm PDTReport Abuse

    ya same with me. keep workin at it. ::)

    lishy95

    Posted by lishy95 September 17, 2008 03:17pm PDTReply | Report Abuse

    hey

    Kristoff

    Reply by Kristoff September 19, 2008 12:49pm PDTReport Abuse

    hi...

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