My Info| Name: | Kristoff | | Lives In: | San Diego, California United States | | Age: | 21 | | Birthday: | June 8, 1990 | | Gender: | Male | | Relationship: | Single | | Heroes: | Chris Haslam, Rodney Mullen, Chris Cole, Mike Vallely, the muska, Randy Blythe, Corey Taylor | | Music: | Lamb of God, Slipknot, Job for a Cowboy, tool, thrice, trivium, devildriver, nightwish, pain, otep and sooo much more... (:: | | Movies: | all the die hards, reign of fire, alpha dog...etc. | | Shows: | family guy, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, scrubs | | Interests: | skating, girls, friends, music. just anything worth livin for really. |
My SportsExtreme Fighting Skill Level: Advanced 3 - 5 Years Experience 1 - 2 Years Competing My Gear: Mouth Guard: dont know what kind haha... Gloves: dont use gloves, i just do bareknuckle or boxing tape. Beginnings: My mom enrolled me in Jujustu, Kenpo and Kick Boxing when i was like 10 so i just kept getting better and now i am as good as i am i guess. Tricks: twin tornado kick Strengths: Staff fighting, and boxing Likes: it keeps me in shape and prepares me for anything i might face in a fight... in case u were wondering i can pretty much kick anyones ass that i fight, unless their like super huge ufc guys or something haha. Skateboarding Skill Level: Intermediate 1 - 2 Years Experience Less than 1 Year Competing My Gear: Bearings: Bones Swiss Labrynth Beginnings: picked up a board and just hit it off from there... Tricks: 360 shuv it, flamingo, wall plants, nose stall to body varial to casper to manual...(:: Strengths: any spin trick Likes: its just bitchin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' My FriendsKristoff is friends with 172 GrindTV users. | AboutHey Dudes! (:: whats goin on? Im Chris, my mails: condemned2sk8@hotmail.com feel free to mesg me anytime(open 24 hrs, 7 days a week) except when im skatin... House of Pain Ya see, I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun You wanna fight, then step up and we'll get it on You gotta right to the grill, I'm white and I ill A descendant of Dublin with titanic skill I ducked and I swing, next thing your jaw's broken Punk I ain't jokin', you can bet you'll be chokin' On a fist full a nothin', meanwhile I'll be puffin' On a fat blunt, run punk, you don't know the half Tryin' to talk shit, man, please don't make me laugh These Irish eyes are smilin', I'm buckwildin' The House Of Pain is pumpin', start jumpin' Freak it, funk it, back seat junk it If you can't get with it, you'll wind up sweatin' it Then you'll get a beatin' just like an egg It's so hard to run when you've got a broken leg But we can have a run off, the House Of Pain'll come off We got the cake that you're tryin' to get a crumb off The Irish style, the Celtic jazz No one has it, just us that's it If you try to take it, I got a big shileighly I don't have dreads cause I shave my head daily You call me a skin head, I call you a pin head Yo, where you been man, just like the tin man You got no heart, here comes the good part I pick 'em, buck 'em, cut 'em up, and buck them down No fuckin' around Home boy ya get clown like Krusty, trust me You shouldn't play, and by the way Top o' the mornin' to ya
Greetings, salutations Peace to the nations of Zulu and Islam Crack the bottle, rev the throttle Put the gear in, now you're stearin' Like Mario Antretti So let me kick it, cause I can make a wicked Noise like a cricket Rubbin' his legs, my rhymes are like eggs I'll keep layin' 'em, I'll keep sayin' 'em This is the House Of Pain, we're far from plain But we're not fancy, Ron and Nancy So just say no, but I say go Straight to hell, I kiss and tell So if you're a ho, all my friends know What you gotta say, let's hit the hay And have no delay, and yo, by the way Top o' the mornin' to ya
Extra extra, read all about it How could ya doubt it? Now scream and shout it! The House Of Pain soon will reign Over the hip hop scene in white, gold, and green I rip shit and back flip like a Jedi I roll with the groove and I'm smooth and you can bet I Come correct and get respect when I'm flowin' Collecting my dough, I got you're girlfriend ho-in' And how do I know that she's funk? I know she's broke cause yo, the T's hung like a Shetland pony, gettin' paid like Sony So never ever try to play me out like a phony Cause I can get real thick like a bowl of Malt-o-Meal And by the way, top o' the mornin' to ya My PhotosKristoff has created 3 photo galleries on GrindTV. skate 4 years ago 12 photos |
51 Comments
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Posted by born2_idk January 22, 2010 05:26pm PSTReply | Report Abuse
heyy i changed it
u HAPPY now?? aha
Reply by born2_idk February 12, 2010 06:46pm PSTReport Abuse
i got pixx upp
Posted by born2_idk November 23, 2009 05:07pm PSTReply | Report Abuse
heyy watz upp??
omg im from san diego too:)
Reply by Kristoff December 19, 2009 09:54am PSTReport Abuse
hey sorry it took so long to get back to you Ive not been on for a while. but you are? thats pimp what part do yo live in? im in PB
Reply by born2_idk December 19, 2009 10:02am PSTReport Abuse
its ok
i dont live there anymore
i was born in oceanside
but welived in fallbrook
Posted by hotshot10 November 8, 2009 11:31am PSTReply | Report Abuse
coool pic
Reply by Kristoff November 13, 2009 03:14pm PSTReport Abuse
thanx brotha
Posted by PaigelovesYamaha June 4, 2009 10:54pm PDTReply | Report Abuse
:) heyy whats up?
Reply by Kristoff June 9, 2009 05:06pm PDTReport Abuse
whats up?
Reply by PaigelovesYamaha June 9, 2009 09:20pm PDTReport Abuse
just got home from a party. wbu?
Reply by Kristoff July 11, 2009 07:06pm PDTReport Abuse
i love parties lol, go to them in pb in san diego all the time(:
Reply by PaigelovesYamaha July 13, 2009 05:12pm PDTReport Abuse
yea. thts wats up. lol
Reply by huffybmxchick November 8, 2009 11:52am PSTReport Abuse
Whats up with what?
Posted by crazyskaterkid May 26, 2009 05:54pm PDTReply | Report Abuse
can u look at my vids
Reply by Kristoff May 29, 2009 01:57pm PDTReport Abuse
um sure, why? lol
Posted by weird and stupid thats me March 24, 2009 02:18pm PDTReply | Report Abuse
skating , jumping off side walks at mayor speeds
trying to get killed
and the most important
LIFE WITHOUT WALLS
Reply by Kristoff April 6, 2009 09:11pm PDTReport Abuse
oh cool... do you do parkour? like crazy backflips and stuff? i do its fun you should look up some vids of free runners on you tube(::
Posted by weird and stupid thats me March 24, 2009 02:12pm PDTReply | Report Abuse
hey.................
Reply by Kristoff March 24, 2009 02:15pm PDTReport Abuse
sup girl(:
Posted by foxracinggirlx3 February 25, 2009 04:02pm PSTReply | Report Abuse
hey ther :)
Reply by Kristoff March 24, 2009 02:16pm PDTReport Abuse
hey sorry it took me so long to reply, i dont get on much
Reply by foxracinggirlx3 March 28, 2009 01:03pm PDTReport Abuse
oh thats ok, i dont either any more. haha so whats up
Posted by skatergirl13 January 14, 2009 06:41pm PSTReply | Report Abuse
like everyday almost
Posted by mackenzie December 5, 2008 11:29am PSTReply | Report Abuse
hey watz ^
Reply by Kristoff January 14, 2009 05:51pm PSTReport Abuse
whats goin on dude? (::
Posted by emosk8r2009 November 24, 2008 09:25am PSTReply | Report Abuse
only gay **** watch robot chicken....god your gay.
Reply by Kristoff January 14, 2009 05:50pm PSTReport Abuse
wtf? im gay? ur the fat emo *****, dont ****** talk to me about gay you stupid scuz:p
Posted by skatergirl13 November 21, 2008 11:33pm PSTReply | Report Abuse
Hi again.. long time no talk lol.
Reply by Kristoff January 14, 2009 05:51pm PSTReport Abuse
dude i practically never get on...how often do you get on?
Posted by emosk8r2009 November 21, 2008 12:22pm PSTReply | Report Abuse
hey, what up?
Posted by skatergirl13 September 24, 2008 02:09pm PDTReply | Report Abuse
hey whats up? wow! u barely logg on!! lol! u never logg on!! but anyways hi!
Reply by Kristoff September 30, 2008 06:59am PDTReport Abuse
hey whats goin on? i know i should get on more.
Posted by dethklok September 23, 2008 02:41pm PDTReply | Report Abuse
hey
Posted by dragonforce3 September 22, 2008 03:43pm PDTReply | Report Abuse
hi
Reply by Kristoff September 30, 2008 06:59am PDTReport Abuse
thats a sweet pic i have that one too.
Posted by baker skater September 20, 2008 02:15pm PDTReply | Report Abuse
hey
Reply by Kristoff September 24, 2008 02:07pm PDTReport Abuse
sup dude...
Posted by Talah September 19, 2008 07:44pm PDTReply | Report Abuse
hahaha, yep(: I just like skater boys! lol
Reply by Kristoff September 24, 2008 02:07pm PDTReport Abuse
sweet sauce!
Posted by Talah September 18, 2008 07:30pm PDTReply | Report Abuse
Im definitely not pro status, Im okay tho. Im still working on it.(:
Reply by Kristoff September 19, 2008 12:49pm PDTReport Abuse
ya same with me. keep workin at it. ::)
Posted by lishy95 September 17, 2008 03:17pm PDTReply | Report Abuse
hey
Reply by Kristoff September 19, 2008 12:49pm PDTReport Abuse
hi...
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