• My Info

    Name:Kristoff
    Lives In:San Diego, California
    United States
    Age:21
    Birthday:June 8, 1990
    Gender:Male
    Relationship:Single
    Heroes:Chris Haslam, Rodney Mullen, Chris Cole, Mike Vallely, the muska, Randy Blythe, Corey Taylor
    Music:Lamb of God, Slipknot, Job for a Cowboy, tool, thrice, trivium, devildriver, nightwish, pain, otep and sooo much more... (::
    Movies:all the die hards, reign of fire, alpha dog...etc.
    Shows:family guy, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, scrubs
    Interests:skating, girls, friends, music. just anything worth livin for really.
  • About

    Hey Dudes! (:: whats goin on? Im Chris, my mails: condemned2sk8@hotmail.com
    feel free to mesg me anytime(open 24 hrs, 7 days a week) except when im skatin...
    House of Pain
    Ya see, I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun
    You wanna fight, then step up and we'll get it on
    You gotta right to the grill, I'm white and I ill
    A descendant of Dublin with titanic skill
    I ducked and I swing, next thing your jaw's broken
    Punk I ain't jokin', you can bet you'll be chokin'
    On a fist full a nothin', meanwhile I'll be puffin'
    On a fat blunt, run punk, you don't know the half
    Tryin' to talk shit, man, please don't make me laugh
    These Irish eyes are smilin', I'm buckwildin'
    The House Of Pain is pumpin', start jumpin'
    Freak it, funk it, back seat junk it
    If you can't get with it, you'll wind up sweatin' it
    Then you'll get a beatin' just like an egg
    It's so hard to run when you've got a broken leg
    But we can have a run off, the House Of Pain'll come off
    We got the cake that you're tryin' to get a crumb off
    The Irish style, the Celtic jazz
    No one has it, just us that's it
    If you try to take it, I got a big shileighly
    I don't have dreads cause I shave my head daily
    You call me a skin head, I call you a pin head
    Yo, where you been man, just like the tin man
    You got no heart, here comes the good part
    I pick 'em, buck 'em, cut 'em up, and buck them down
    No fuckin' around
    Home boy ya get clown like Krusty, trust me
    You shouldn't play, and by the way
    Top o' the mornin' to ya

    Greetings, salutations
    Peace to the nations of Zulu and Islam
    Crack the bottle, rev the throttle
    Put the gear in, now you're stearin'
    Like Mario Antretti
    So let me kick it, cause I can make a wicked
    Noise like a cricket
    Rubbin' his legs, my rhymes are like eggs
    I'll keep layin' 'em, I'll keep sayin' 'em
    This is the House Of Pain, we're far from plain
    But we're not fancy, Ron and Nancy
    So just say no, but I say go
    Straight to hell, I kiss and tell
    So if you're a ho, all my friends know
    What you gotta say, let's hit the hay
    And have no delay, and yo, by the way
    Top o' the mornin' to ya

    Extra extra, read all about it
    How could ya doubt it?
    Now scream and shout it!
    The House Of Pain soon will reign
    Over the hip hop scene in white, gold, and green
    I rip shit and back flip like a Jedi
    I roll with the groove and I'm smooth and you can bet I
    Come correct and get respect when I'm flowin'
    Collecting my dough, I got you're girlfriend ho-in'
    And how do I know that she's funk?
    I know she's broke cause yo, the T's hung like a
    Shetland pony, gettin' paid like Sony
    So never ever try to play me out like a phony
    Cause I can get real thick like a bowl of Malt-o-Meal
    And by the way, top o' the mornin' to ya