Here's a list of ten of my favorite lines that have appeared in the Quote of the Day section of my blog this year. They're in no particular order and will not make you smarter. The picture above is one I took of Mike Mo at the Downtown Showdown, the lighting was odd and the picture came out weird, so I thought it would be perfect for this session of weirdness.

1. "What's Are Kansas? - Mike Mo after reading an Arkansas liscence plate.

2. "I dropped out when I was 16, but had already given up 4 years before that." - Mike Mo on school, which is probably the reason for number 1.

3. "My friend Kamalei fell asleep at the wheel with five of us in the car and we flipped and rolled in the middle of the street on Oahu. Kamalei's head went out the window and he scrapped a whole bunch of hair off. That was a wake up call to never get in a car with someone who's going to go to sleep." - Bruce Irons

4. "See ya!" - Bruce Irons after he won the Search and was asked if he'll take back his retirement claim.

5. "I told you I was gonna flip the truck." - Bruce Irons after flipping the truck in Dude Cruise.

6. "Would you rather smell shit for a couple of minutes, or be sick for a week?" - Rudy Johnson on why it's more considerate to fart than sneeze.

7. "I pissed his couch twice and just flipped the cushions. He doesn't know until he reads this." -Neck Face about Spanky's apartment in LA.

8. "I wanted Dustin Dollin's puke on my board" - The Gonz

9. "I know, I've shit in that hallway so many times." - Rick Howard on the lack of a bathroom at the Berrics.

10. "The best contest would have to be the 2002 Bong Olympics in my kitchen" - Lane Knaack on his favorite contest of his career.