Sea-world, why don't you return my calls??

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Name:	Sparkeen Flippington
Nickname:	Sparky
Lives In:	Miami, Florida United States
Age:	17
Birthday:	May 26, 1995
Gender:	Male

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Extreme Fighting

Jet Ski

Water Skiing

Surfing

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Sparky Flippington: an Autobiography

Hi my name is Sparkeen. Sparky for short.
I love watching crabs dance and eating things like fish that are smaller than me. Kind of like humans do. :D

Dog is my favorite food. And I love the color blue.
I hope to someday work in an aquarium. I can flip and do tricks much better than those crustacean picking bottle noses at Sea World.
Don't get me started on Scamoo.

My Blog

My "Top 5 Humans" List

Thursday, September 9, 2010 6:16pm PDT (2 years ago)

While I am a marine mammal of love, and I would like to save anyone who came out into the ocean unsuspecting of boat problems, there are only a few of you I would actually save. Mainly because the process is time consuming, and we have more important things to do than save every dip shit who wants to be reckless and stupid.

I have a prepared list, so these people can know that ocean waters are safe for them.

1. Jim Carrey, maybe he can show me some of those snazzy dance..

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