tehcaptain

tehcaptain is a fan of 12 brands on GrindTV.

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Posted by candycanesandrazorblades April 23, 2010 06:13am PDTReply | Report Abuse

I've missed you lately, so I though, what the hell?
Give him a long ass comment that he won't ever delete. Lol.
So here goes nothing;
Question 1: What have you been doing lately?
Question 2: Why are guys assholes?
Question 3: Can I come a lay in your bed sometime? Lol.
: D
I'm just playin'..or am I?
Like how many licks it takes to get the center of the Tootsie Pop;
the World MAY NEVER FIND OUT.
: P
Well; My comment isn't as great as the one you left my before, but it's ok, right? Lol.
ILYYYY!

Reply by tehcaptain May 3, 2010 06:05pm PDTReport Abuse

I've missed you too, and stuff.

1: I've been walking barefoot a lot lately, I've eaten a ton of Japanese food, singing Etta James and Ray Charles very loudly in my house with all of the windows open while doing the dishes, and playing the panflute in public parks. You know. The usual. Bat shit insane. Oh and I cut my hair, and I miss it. Hopefully it grows back fast.

2: Because we're pathetic.

3: I spose you could but you already invited me to yours so we'll have to work that out.

and Tootsie Pops are messengers from Hell, just like pickles and pelicans. Everybody knows that. Just like everybody knows that whipped cream isn't whipped cream unless it's been whipped with whips. Word.

Reply by tehcaptain May 3, 2010 06:05pm PDTReport Abuse

And yes, I enjoyed your comment.

Reply by candycanesandrazorblades May 4, 2010 11:26am PDTReport Abuse

I knew I loved you for a reason.
:D

Reply by candycanesandrazorblades September 28, 2010 12:27pm PDTReport Abuse

HEYYY!
:)))
BABY BOII!.
♥

Reply by tehcaptain October 7, 2010 02:55pm PDTReport Abuse

How've you been?

Posted by born2_idk February 26, 2010 03:53pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

ahaa yeahh
my mom says im wierd cuz i do that
she even calls me an alien aha
i just got back from the denstist
my mouth is numb

Posted by born2_idk February 25, 2010 04:25pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

aha yeahh
omg ive always done that
since i was i kid
it always has to be closed

Reply by tehcaptain February 25, 2010 05:31pm PSTReport Abuse

good I'm not the only one lol

Posted by candycanesandrazorblades February 25, 2010 09:32am PSTReply | Report Abuse

I miss you too sweetheart.
: )

Reply by tehcaptain February 25, 2010 10:36am PSTReport Abuse

yay

Posted by born2_idk February 24, 2010 04:34pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

aha thatd be kewl but no
it was a jewlery piece

Reply by tehcaptain February 24, 2010 06:09pm PSTReport Abuse

Oh, still fun. I wish I could do that. I've just discovered that I absolutely cannot sleep with my closet open. It has to be closed.

Posted by born2_idk February 24, 2010 01:35pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

yeahh i miss art too
thats kewl
ive messed up before
like on my metals project
but it ended up lookin kewler
than before

Reply by tehcaptain February 24, 2010 02:08pm PSTReport Abuse

Like metal sculpture? I love metal sculpture it's like my favorite shit to do. Welding is fun.

Posted by born2_idk February 24, 2010 11:52am PSTReply | Report Abuse

ohhh aahha
thats kewll
i love choir
the one place i cant trully express my self
except in art

Reply by tehcaptain February 24, 2010 01:28pm PSTReport Abuse

I miss my art classes. I was good at "optical illusions". Which is what I called it when I tried to fix something in my work and I fucked it up lol but the fuck up always looked better than it originally was.

Posted by born2_idk February 23, 2010 06:11pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

aha yeahh i dont like this semester needer
the only guud class is choir

Reply by tehcaptain February 23, 2010 07:42pm PSTReport Abuse

I did choir in 11th grade. My theater and choir teachers always fought over me lol because my theater practices and choir practices always seemed to fall on the same nights.

Posted by born2_idk February 23, 2010 05:41pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

oh that suxx
aha niccee
so ull probably ace it right? ah

Reply by tehcaptain February 23, 2010 06:00pm PSTReport Abuse

Probably. I really don't like this semester, everything is just dumb. My first semester was better.

Posted by born2_idk February 23, 2010 05:34pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

yeahh
todays crappy
ugghh i just want to sleep
how bout chu??

Reply by tehcaptain February 23, 2010 05:39pm PSTReport Abuse

Eh I'm fine. My throat just hurts. And I have a psychology test tomorrow, but it's good because whatever we can fit on the back of our study guides we can use on the test, and I can write verrrry small.

Posted by born2_idk February 22, 2010 07:38pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

chyyeeeahhhh
finally a guy who understands!!
(well kinda sorta) aha
it does hurtt like fuck

Reply by tehcaptain February 23, 2010 05:33pm PSTReport Abuse

Chyeah I'm sure it does.

So how's today?

Posted by born2_idk February 22, 2010 07:01pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

aha funn funn
ur lucky
u dont have to deal with cramps
they hurt likee hell
i got one on sunday
oh my gosshh it made mehh cry :(

Reply by tehcaptain February 22, 2010 07:34pm PSTReport Abuse

I live with two women and I see the pain. I feel really bad when that happens. Some of my guy friends are always like "omg I hate when my sister/mom/girlfriend gets cramps she's such a bitch!" welllll I'd snap at people too like that, it looks like it hurts like fuck.

Posted by born2_idk February 22, 2010 03:55pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

ohh okkiee
aha so u r a guy

Reply by tehcaptain February 22, 2010 04:38pm PSTReport Abuse

chyeah.

Posted by born2_idk February 22, 2010 03:33pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

aha okkiiee
extremely fruity??

Reply by tehcaptain February 22, 2010 03:53pm PSTReport Abuse

I'm not overly masculine I guess.

Posted by born2_idk February 22, 2010 12:06pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

aha welll nooo wonderrrr
chyyeeeaahh ittss soo dammnn guudd =]]
aha she says hey are you a dude??

Reply by tehcaptain February 22, 2010 03:32pm PSTReport Abuse

Yes it is. and yeah I'm just extremely fruity.

Posted by born2_idk February 22, 2010 11:40am PSTReply | Report Abuse

MHMMMMM suuurreee
watever u sayy :P aha
why does ur back hurt???
does mountain dew relieve ur pain??
aha my friend is reading this
and shes rolling on the floor
laughing her ass off
aha jk she wanted me to write that

Reply by tehcaptain February 22, 2010 12:03pm PSTReport Abuse

I'm not sure, probably from the way I'm sitting. And yeah it kind of does, and it's just good.

OMG HI um FRIEND

Posted by born2_idk February 22, 2010 11:09am PSTReply | Report Abuse

ahahahahaha ur gunna die
ohh myy gosh that sounded so mean
soorryy
ahhha but its true
i worry about u aha
imm hyypperrr

Reply by tehcaptain February 22, 2010 11:37am PSTReport Abuse

I won't die. I'm eternal. God my back hurts. I need Mountain Dew.

Posted by born2_idk February 22, 2010 08:56am PSTReply | Report Abuse

aha okkiiee guud for you
ohh woww u lookk sooo trashhedd

Reply by tehcaptain February 22, 2010 09:43am PSTReport Abuse

That's because I NEVER drink that much. Or a lot for that matter. I like smoking better. But as incredibly fucked as I look I woke up bright and early at 8am. The Irish cushion kicked in.

Posted by born2_idk February 20, 2010 03:46pm PSTReply | Report Abuse

ahaha ur not the only one
aha but yeahh i thought she said
she was online but idk
i guess not

Reply by born2_idk February 20, 2010 03:47pm PSTReport Abuse

ahaha niicceee piicc

Reply by tehcaptain February 21, 2010 08:01pm PSTReport Abuse

Oh I'll catch her.

and yeah haha that was from the Smirnoff night.

Posted by born2_idk February 20, 2010 10:45am PSTReply | Report Abuse

ahah sorryy i meant her bio
on her page

Reply by tehcaptain February 20, 2010 01:59pm PSTReport Abuse

Oh haha sorry. I'm a little touched in the head.

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