From a distant galaxy beyond your comprehesion come the Seamen, Xenis brethren with a taste for human meat. The Seamen formed in early 2006 out of disgust for their selfish **** of a neighbor on earth. Sick of human hypocrisy they penned the original ballad, "don't tell me to shut up my dog," which was originally titled "If your ******* dog lunges at me one more time I will rip it's goddamn head off and return it to you via my ass." After publicly raping the singer of Maroon 5 the Xenises were rewarded a corporate sponsorship from Ruby Tuesday, which to this day fuels their constant appetite for blow, chronic and man meat.