Since their ads are pretty much a very simple setup with a funny description, here are some possible routes, use you're imagination (they all suck I'm doing this in between beers at Crossroads):
1. "Welcome to the team! Here's a box of boards, an EBT card, a 'skateboarding ruined my life hat,' and directions to AA."
2. "No more issey from Enjoi, so here's Ben who's a carnivore that loves the Cure."
3. "Well, we already had a Jerry (Hsu), so it was only a matter of time before we got a Ben."
4. "You're gonna sign with us during a recession? There goes your career."
5. "Raemers! Damn near killed her's"
Here's an example of an Enjoi ad (if you've never seen one) so you can get the full picture:





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