We had over a hundred entries, and safe to say, my caption writing job isn’t in jeopardy (at least not from the web surfing crowd).
We’ll start with the worst…
From Steve in Cupertino, CA.: “This band totally rips!” Huh? What band?
More bad captions…
From Victor in Los Angeles: “You should seee where her other hand is.” Pervert.
From Clint in Bridgewater, New Jersey: “Damn, that was some good pot!” Yo, Clint, there’s no weed in the Mentawais.
From Chris in Venice: “Mama mia, that’s a spicsy meatball.” Keep your day job, Chris.
The worst one is from Aukai in Denver, CO.: “Keala decided to get HIS nipple pierced after this shot was taken.” Aukai, your only excuse is the fact that your landlocked. But, your Hawaiian sounding name overrides that so you lose.
Some almost winners…
From Zack in Chicago: “Keala Kennelly strokes San Deezy’s sweetest nips on the good ship lollipop.”
From Erica in Timonium, Maryland: “Guys, the Village People called and they’re missing their idiot and their DJ.”
From Jon in Calabasas, CA.: “Nips ahoy!”
And The Winning Caption Is…
“When she isn’t towing into double-overhead, Teahupo’o death pits, fearless charger Keala Kennelly can be found attempting one-handed-breast-grabs, even on the most treacherous of drunk creeps.”
Congratulations to Neal Kearney of Santa Cruz, CA. We’ll be sending you two Vestal watches for your most excellent caption. Thanks to everyone who participated, we’ll be giving away tons of more free goodies, so keep coming back to transworldsurf.com for your chance to win!