As much as i'd like to actually hide in Alana's closet, sadly this post isn't about stalking our favorite lady of the surf, it's about bikinis. Alana's main sponsor, Rip Curl, just released this tease of a teaser introducing Alana's own line of bathing suits, aptly titled Alana's Closet.

To my surprise and dismay, the bathing suits don't seem to be as skimpy as the suits that me and my imaginary friends had come to expect from Alana. I'd have to assume Rip Curl didn't want to hold the average girl to the incredibly hot standards set by Alana herself, thus ruining the self esteem of non-Alanas everywhere. nevertheless, check out the vid, and more info right over here.