Broisms

Afbro-American–Your bro who's an African-American.

Example: “Did you see that guy who looks like Michael Jordan destroying Del Mar Jetties yesterday? That's my Afbro-American friend Willie!”

brobalization–The slow spread of bros around the world.

Example: “My brobalization plan is moving ahead now that my bro Jesse lives in Chile.”

brogram–Kind of sponsored by a company, but you're a bro.

Example: “Dale needs to be on the brogram–he's been totally ripping Pillbox.”

bromo box–What you send that sponsored bro.

Example: “Desi sent me a bromo box, and it had ten pairs of Adios in it–hell yeah!”

brotogenic–A photogenic bro.

Example: “Every time I shoot photos of my bro Josh, I get good results–he's totally brotogenic.”

Eurbropean–A bro from Europe.

Example: “My Welsh bro Skin is a total Eurbropean–he gave me the wave of the day at Newquay last summer.”

Abrocrombie And Fitch
A preppie bro. Example: Dave went away to college and came back wearing a sweater around his neckhes like a total Abrocrombie And Fitch.

acbronym
When bros make acronyms for broish things. Example: Dude, I say we go to Beacons for some SITTsuper irie tube time.

Afbro-American
Your bro whos an African-American. Example: Did you see that guy who looks like Michael Jordan destroying Del Mar Jetties yesterday? Thats my Afbro-American friend Willie!

afbrodesiac
Love potion for bros. Example: Last week some girl gave me a drink, and I ended up kissing her that nightshe totally slipped me an afbrodesiac!

albrotross
A bro who surfs with his arms spread out. Example: When Sage flies down the line with his arms out, he flies like an albrotross.

Algebrah
Figuring out the Hawaiian wave scale. Example: Wot, dat wave was bigga den a housemust be two ta tree feet. Use sum algebrah, kook.

Almond Broca
A bro who is super bronzed up. Example: I saw Rosey today, and he was so bronzed. Even in the wintertime, hes always an Almond Broca.

ambrodextrous
A bro who can throw a shaka with his left or right hand. Example: Jameys totally ambrodextroushe can surf switch and throw sick shakas with either hand. Hell yeah!

anthbropology
The study of old-school bros. Example: Dude, I enjoy studying Jameys super-shred, tree-barrel, skate styleits like anthbropology.

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best in bro
Awarded to the bro who gets the one girl in a party full of bros. Example: Josh won best in bro last night and ended up at Jennys house.

Bilbro Baggins
Your bro whos obssesed with The Lord Of The Rings. Example: Jakes seen The Twin Towers eight times. Hes such a Bilbro Baggins.

brahphet
The guy who thinks he knows everything. Example: Jimmy was over last night telling everyone the Padres are going to win the World Series this year. Hes such a brahphet.

Bro and Luke Duke
A couple of Southern bros who are related in some way. Example: Look, the Gilligans are wearing matching Hawaiian shirts and skidding out in the parking lot again. Theyre like Bro and Luke Duke.

bro and tell
When a bro gets out of the water and starts bragging about the tube he just got. Example: Dude, I got some bro and tell for you! I took like a full-on late drop, so I just did this radical bottom turn, set my inside rail, and got spit out of this gnarly barrel in front of this dude Eric.

Bro Derek
The super-hot chick who only hangs out with bros. Example: Tammys way too hot to be hanging with those bros, shes a total Bro Derek.

Bro Emerton
When Beau Emerton becomes your bro. Example: I met Beau Emerton at the Red Bull house, now I just call him Bro Emerton.

bro in the dark
The bro whos never tan. Example: Justin needs to take his shirt off and get a tanif he doesnt hell bro in the dark.

bro it all
The bro who knows it all. Example: Willies a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about surfing.

Bro Jack
An alarm system your bros girlfriend uses to find him. Example: Dude, Chris was supposed to be at work, but Marie activated her Bro Jack and found him partying at the Saloon.

Bro Jackson
The bro whos good at everything. Example: Josh beat me in a heat yesterday and golf today. Hes good at everything like Bro Jackson.

Bro Jay Simpson
The bro who gets away with murder. Example: Dude, I totally snaked that big local and didnt get beat up. I feel like Bro Jay Simpson.

bro job
When a mag runs a photo just to make a company happy. Example: Dudes, according to our ad guy Bob, its time for a bro job. He says we have to run that photo of Brendan or else Shred Stix will pull out.

Bro vs. Wade
Bros who dont use protection for sex. Example: Dude, nobodys got a condom here and this chick is totally digging meI guess Im gonna have to be Bro vs. Wade.

bro-am
A contest for bros only. Example: Hey, bro. Lets get all the bros together and have a bro-am.

bro-bono
Your lawyer bro who surfs and gives free legal advice. Example: Dude, I got in a fight with the lifeguards, and my lawyer bro Matt Miller saw it all. Hes says hell represent me bro-bono.

bro-bro
A super good bro. Example: Dude, Mikes more than just my bro, hes my bro-bro.

bro-getter
a bro who gets things done. Example: Gus is such a bro-getter. He cleans his house, washes his dogs, and eats breakfast all before the morning seshie.

bro-ho
A chick who only hooks up with your bros. Example: Dude, Wednesday night Virginia was hooking up with my bro Sage, and Thursday she was clutching onto my other bro Casey. Then, last night I went to Club Puto and saw her trying to pick up on my best-bro Josh shes such a bro-ho!

bro-ski
Just another bro. Example: Hey! Whats up, bro-ski?

Bro-ski and Hutch
A bro and his sidekick whos always hanging with him. Example: Hey, look! Here comes Bro-ski and Hutch.

Bro-stin Howell The Third
A bro whos super rich. Example: Dude, take us out to lunch.We all know youre a Bro-stin Howell The Third.

Bro-time
Hang-out time with the bros. Example: Tell the chicks to go home, its bro-time.

broa constrictor
A bro who likes to hug other bros. Example: Dude, Chris cant stop hugging me. I think hes a broa constrictor.

broactive
A bro whos super hyper. Example: Brett surfs everyday, all day-hes super broactive.

broad block
When a bro blocks another from getting a chick. Example: I was totally getting ready to kiss Stacie when Pete asked if I still had monoa total broad block.

Broakland Raider
Your bro from the San Francisco/Oakland Bay Area who always surfs your break. Example: Bro, Casey keeps surfing my break everyday. What is he, an Broakland Raider or something?

broala
An Aussie bro you never see. Example: Mate, have you seen Clayto anywhere? I cant locate himhes hiding like a broala.

broasis
The local bar all the bros hang out at. Example: I went to Yogis Friday night and there were so many bros I thought it was a broasis.

broast
When a bunch of bros sit around and roast each other. Example: Bro, that wasnt an irie tree barrel, that was a bogus bush slam! Dude, Im gonna broast you for sure tonight.

Broba Fett
Your bro who hunts down chicks. Example: Mikes in Broba Fett mode-look at the way hes hunting down Melissa.

brobalization
The slow spread of bros around the world. Example: My brobalization plan is moving ahead now that my bro Jesse lives in Chile.

brobation
permission from a girlfriend or wife to escape the brorrectional facility and hang with the bros. Example: Word on the streets has it Will did all his chores and the warden put him on brobationlets go out tonight.

brobation
A bro who never leaves his house because his parents or girlfriend wont let him. Example: Dude, Chris can never go out. His girls always got him on brobation.

brobedience training
When bros learn things such as table manners. Example: Sorry, bro, my mom says I cant eat my burritos with my hands anymore. She says its part of brobedience training

Brobi Won Kenobi
A bro whos always in position for the peak. Example: Josh must be using the force like Brobi Won Kenobi-hes getting every set wave.

brobituary
A short description of an ex bro who went off and got married. Example: We miss you Chris. We knew Marie was taking you from us so we wrote you this brobituary.

brobot
your bro who shows no emotion. Example: Jamess such a brobothe lost his dog and didnt even cry.

brocabulary
when your bro uses bro every chance he gets. Example: Bro, exclaimed Brandy. We were chilling with some bros from Laguna when some brodies drove by from Dana Point, and it was like one big bro-down.

broccasion
A bros birthday, anniversary, or special event. Example: Hell yeah, today is the second anniversary of Joels first off-the-lip. Its a total broccasionlets party.

broceanographer
The bro who knows exactly when every swell is hitting and from where. Example: According to our broceanographer Mark, the next South Swell is reading eight feet at fifteen seconds at the offshore buoys dude, lets go to Newps!

Broceanside
The town where TransWorld SURF is based. Also a magnet for transplants who import their bros. Example: Im soo sick of Jacksonvilles flat surf. I think its time we moved to Broceanside with our bro Joey.

brocedure
A bro who has the same system of getting ready to surf. Example: Coffee, poo, and stretch-thats Joshs brocedure every morning.

brocrastinator
A bro who takes hours to pick you up to surf. Example: Whenever Doug says an hour it means two-hes such a brocrastinator.

Broda
The older, wiser bro whos always teaching younger bros a lesson. Example: Broda showed me how to use the force to do airs today.

brodent
A bro who looks like a rat. Example: Chris is 30 years old and still looks like a rat-hes a brodent.

brodependent
a bro who relies on other bros. Example: Charlies totally brodependent he cant go surfing without one of his bros.

brodephile
A bro that always hooks up with younger girls. Example: Chad is a professional lurker, he just cruises around lookin for young footage like a brodephile.

broduce
The veggies that bros eat. Example: Im only eating lettuce this week-strictly broduce.

broducer
A bro who works in Hollywood. Example: Garrett like a Hollywood broducer-he cant stop talking about the set hes working on.

broem
The stupid poems about surfing that bros send us. Example: Please no more broems bros.

broexist
When bros dont like each other, but surf the same spot. Example: Uh oh, Jason and John are out at Southside together, theyre gonna have to broexist.

brofanity
Naughty words used by a bro. Example: After Justin slammed he used a shitload of brofanity paddling back out.

brofessional
A bro whos good enough to be pro. Example: Paul is so good and so bro-ish, hes a bro-fessional.

brofessor
A bro who teaches other bros about surfing. Example: Dude, Lags is teaching all those chicks how to surf like hes a brofessor.

broffensive
When a bro always says offensive things. Example: Heath told Damon he was fat, and Damon started to cryhes so broffensive sometimes!

broffeur
The bro who chauffeurs other bros all the time. Example: Dude, that shred session wore me out. I cant drive in this condition I better call my broffeur.

broficient
A bro who knows a lot about surfing and being a bro. Example: Hey Charlie, youre broficient in wax knowledge, what temperature should I use?

brofiling
When a bro is discriminated against for being a bro. Example: Dude, I think that cop was brofiling me he saw the boards on my Camaro and pulled me over.

Brogi Bear
The bro who always steals your lunch. Example: All I know is that I came in from my sesh and one of my bros was eating my lunch hes a total Brogi Bear.

brogram
Plans made by a bro. Example: According to the brogram, were irie tree skating at three.

brohemian
A bro who hangs out with an artistic crowd. Example: Dude, Pascal and Brendan are getting artsy-fartsy with their artist friends theyre being total brohemians.

brohibition
When a bro is forced out of being a bro. Example: Justin quit being a bro ever since brohibition began and they outlawed Irie Tree Skating on Neptune Street.

brohibition
When a bro is forced out of being a bro. Example: Justin quit being a bro ever since brohibition began and they outlawed Irie Tree Skating on Neptune Street.

broincidence
when you randomly run into one of your bros in a place you least expect it. Example: Talk about broincedence! I was getting totally tubed at Grinders in Indo when my bro Ratty paddled out and started yelling Id recognize that hoot anywhere.

broing pains
The bro who gets tired of being such a bro. Example: Bro, Andre must be going through broing pains. I saw him yesterday, and instead of giving me a shaka, he shook my hand.

broken-arm style
When someone surfs with their arm all broken. Example: Sage, tuck that arm in! You like you have a broken arm style.

broker
A bro whos always trying to sell you something. Example: Dude, Jamey tried selling me his old boogie board again-hes such a broker.

brolaroid
your bro whos always snapping pictures. Example: I passed out at a party last night and Checky got a photo of me sleeping in my own puke hes such a brolaroid.

brolemic
the bro whos super skinny. Example: My bro Joel is a typical brolemic he eats so much yet stays so skinny.

brolester
The bro who constantly touches other bros. Example: Sage, quite touching my no-no spot! Are you a brolester or something.

broletariat
Your working class friends. Example: Marc and the rest of the broletariat went to Taco Bell for dinner.

brolex
a bro whos always on time. Example: Oh wow, man. I know its time to surf when I hear my brolex knocking on my door.

brolice
Cops that surf. Example: Uh oh, Officer Franks paddling over here cause I snaked that longboarder.He thinks hes the Brolice or something.

broliferate
When after you come into some money, suddenly everyones your friend. Example: Ever since I won the lottery, my friends have broliferated.

broligamy
When a bro has more than one chick. Example: Wow, I wish Casey would give me one of his chicks hes a total broligamist.

broligarchy
When a small group of bros run a break. Example: Jason, Josh, and Sage think they have a Broligarchy they told me to leave the pier yesterday, and now I cant rip there.

broliterate
what your bro does to waves. Example: I dig watching my bro Willy surf. He rips so hard he practically broliterates the wave.

brollaborate
When two or more bros collaborate to create something. Example: Do you see that big airbrush scene of a wave on the side of my house? Dude, my bros Aaron and Dwayne did that it was a full-on brollaboration.

broller coaster
A bro who just pumps down the line and waves his arms. Example: Sages arms are waving down the line again hes a total broller coaster.

broller skater or brollerblader
A bro who likes to roller skate or fruitboot. Example: I was taking a walk down The Strand last night when I saw Swift brollerblading we never knew it, dude.

bromance
Romance between bros. Example: It looks like theres a little bit of bromance between Ryan and Matt.

bromancing the stone (Courtesy of J. Faris from San Diego)
The bro who only wears Volcom. Example: Brads bromancing the stone hes rocking Volcom from head to toe again.

Bromar Etcheverry
Your bro from Santa Cruz. Example: My bro from Santa Cruz said its cool to surf The Hookhes my Bromar Etcheverry.

Bromer Pyle
A bro who joins the Marines. Example: Duponts so stoked. He just got stationed at Camp Pendleton in San Diego and surfs every day like hes Bromer Pyle or something!

Brometheus
A bro who likes to play with fire. Example: Cheyne was playing bromethius when he lit his hair on fire.

brommando
a bro who doesnt wear underwear. Example: Id totally give Pete a wedgie, but I cant he only goes brommando.

brommunication skills
A bro who says all the cool bro words. Example: Dude, we were street shreddin one day after an irie session and we saw this full-on cement bank, so Shad and I pretended it was a super-gnarly peak just chillin waiting for my slash you know I just got totally radical on it. Hows that for some gnarly brommunication skills?

bromo box
What you send that sponsored bro. Example: Desi sent me a bromo box, and it had ten pairs of Adios in it hell yeah!

bromosome
When one bro inherits bro traits from his dad. Example: Big Tim and Little Tim are such bros I bet they have bromosomes!

bromoter
The bro who always pushes his club on you. Example: Sams a total bromoter. He keeps trying to get me to go to the Martini Ranch.

Bromuda Triangle
The place bros go when they are never seen again. Example: I never see my old bro Jim. Its like he went to the Bromuda Triangle.

Bronan The Barbaria
a bro who does super-hard slashes. Example: Dude, did you see the spray Hans threw on that last slash at Thalia Street hes like Bronan The Barbarian.

broner
The bro whos always excited. Example: Cotes so frickin hyper, hes like a human broner.

bropane
Stinky bro gas. Example: Garretts bropane butt keeps stinking up the room.

bropeller
A bro who throws his arms in circles when he surfs. Example: Hey Sage, turn the bropeller off next time you surf next to me I almost got hit.

bropponent
When theres a bro in your contest heat. Example: Uh-oh, Justins in my next heat, and he says hes gonna rule me I hate surfing heats with a bropponent!

broppression
The oppression of bros. Example: Dude, the citys practicing bropressionthey said the bros cant party at the beach anymore.

broreography
when bros create dance. Example: My bro Scott went to dance class to learn broreography and came back with a new dance called the Puka Shell.

Brorillas In The Mist
Aggro bros that seem to come out of nowhere to control a lineup. Example: I paddled out at the Point stoked that the lineup was empty, but when I got out there the zoo crew appeared out of nowhere like Brorillas In The Mist.

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C3Pbro
The bro who does everything his bros say. Example: Whenever I want to know what the waves are like, I ask my C3Pbro to check them out.

camelbro
When a wetsuit pulls your nutsack into something that resembles a camels toe. Example: Dont look at my nuts, man. I got camelbro!

cardibro
The bro who exercises a lot. Example: Joels a total cardibro he surfs, he jogs, and he loves to play soccer.

Chewbrocca
Your big, hairy bro who yells a lot and protects you. Example: I can snake anyone when my bro Johns out hes my Chewbrocca.

Christopher Brolumbus
A bro who travels around the world looking for new breaks. Example: Sage thinks he just found a new point break called Spenglers hes like Christopher Brolumbus.

closterbrobic
When someones confined to a small area with too many bros. Example: I was totally in an elevator at the trade show when a bunch of bros crammed me in and I started feeling closterbrobic.

cobrah
Getting snaked in the Islands. Example: Brah! Wot, you paddle out and take off on me? Wot, you a cobrah?

combro
A guy whos a friend and an industry bro. Example: Dude, Hefners my bro, but he also works at Billabong hes my combro.

computer brogrammer
Bros who spread the bro word through computers. Example: Tim created a virtual tube ride on his computer hes like a full-on computer brogrammer.

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David Browie
Your friend who thinks hes glam rock, Example: Whats up with Blairs hair, its all styled like hes David Browie or something.

desperadbro
A bro whos super desperate when it comes to the ladies. Example: Its easy to tell Freds a desperadbro by the way he stares at all the chicks at the Saloon.

dibromacy
the bro whos a bro around the world. Example: Every WCT tour stop Presso stops at, he has tons of bros. He likes to practice dibromacy.

dingbro
An Aussie bro whos always scavenging. Example: Mate, tell Wally to quit using me boards I cant stand that dingbro.

Double Bro Seven
your bro whos super secretive. Example: Frankie left the party and nobody knew I think hes Double Bro Seven.

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ebrola
A bro whos always contagious and gets others sick. Example: Stay the hell away from me, Chris. You gave me the flu last time youre an ebrola.

ebrosion
When a bros broishness slowly fades away. Example: Dude, Josh used to totally stoke me out. Now Im just bored around him I think its ebrosion.

ebrotional
when a bro gets emotional. Example: I know I dinged your board, bro, but its no reason for you to get ebrotional!

Edgar Allen Bro
A bro who thinks hes a famous author. Example: Dude, Checky keeps writing those lame columns like hes Edgar Allen Bro or something.

embrybro
A bro who looks super young. Example: My friend Dirt looks so young we call him embrybro.

Encyclopedia Brotanica< p>The bro who knows it all when it comes to surfing. Example: I didnt know who the 1976 World Champ was, so I referenced Peter, my Encyclopedia Brotanica, and he knew.

Eurbropean
A bro from Europe. Example: My Welsh bro Skin is a total Eurbropean he gave me the wave of the day at Newquay last summer.

Evander Brolyfield
your bro who fights a lot. Example: Anytime Micah gets snaked he gets into a fight he thinks hes Evander Brolyfield.

exbrosure
When a bro gets a shot in the mag. Example: TransWorlds number one when it comes to exbrosure.

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Fidel Castbro
Your boss at work who always surfs your break. Example: Dude, I cant surf Five -Fours, Joel might catch me and act like Fidel Castbro.

front-bro parking
The bro who always has the best parking spaces at surf spots. Example: That guys like a valet driver he always gets front-bro parking.

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G.I.Bro
The bro who goes off and joins the Army. Example: Dude, I couldnt believe it when I heard Jeremy joined the army. Now hes like totally stationed on Guam and getting good waves like a G.I.Bro.

gigolbro
your bro whos a gigolo and gets girls to pay for everything. Example: Ladies love to buy Joel new boards because they want their gigolbro to surf and stay in shape.

God is my bropilot
something you tell one of your religious buddies when they try to convert you. Example: Dude, I dont need church, God is my bropilot!

Grand Theft Autbro
your bro who just beat the every level of the video game, Grand Theft Auto. Example: Blair just called to inform me that hes my new Grand Theft Autbro.

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halibrosis
Your bros bad breath. Example: Dude! Your breath is foul. Do you have halibrosis?

Hans Brolo
Your bro who rips and surfs by himself. Example: Have you seen Garth lately? He thinks hes Hans Brolo–hes surfing Newps by himself.

happy bro lucky
The bro whos always stoked. Example: Pats so happy bro lucky he walks around like hes drugs.

hasbro
A bro who used to be cool, but isnt anymore. Example: Aaron used to be such a bro, but now hes just a hasbro.

Hawaii Five-bro
your Hawaii bro who thinks he runs things on the mainland. Example: Jim pulled a Hawaii Five-bro move at 38th Avenue the other day when he tried telling Big Homer to paddle in.

hermaphbrodite
your bro who is both a bro and a broette. Example: I knew Bert was a bro. I didnt know he was a hermaphbrodite.

hide and bro seek
a game your bro asks chicks to play with him. Example: Hey, little lady. How bout we go back to my house for some hide and bro seek?

hobro
A bro who dresses like a hobo. Example: Wash your clothes, man. You look like a hobro.

hobrophobic
discrimination against bros. Example: Dude, Melissas parents wont let me date her cause Im such a bro theyre being totally hobrophobic.

Hootie And The Brofish
A surfer and his bros who hoot nonstop in the lineup. Example: Damn, Charlie just got tubed and his bros are super stoked.Cant you hear the Hootie And The Brofish?

Houston Astbro
A bro from Texas. Example: Bingos my Houston Astbro hes a Texan.

hypbrocrite
the bro who says hes a bro, but really isnt. Example: Last night me and Jeff were broing down at the bar, and this morning he snaked me what a hybrocrite!

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inbroherent
When a bro lacks proper judgment because hes so wasted. Example: I told Brandy not to go home with that mutant, but he was so inbroherent that he bailed with her anyway.

incognitbro
when a bro paddles out or goes to parties and nobody notices. Example: Frank went to that party incognitbronobody saw him there, but he drank all the soda.

inescapabro
When a bro always shows up and you cant escape from him. Example: Oh, crap. Joes here again, hes a full-on inescapabro.

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John MacEnbro
The bro whos always getting pissed off for losing heats in surf contests. Example: Dude, Marc fell on every wave in that heat, and now hes throwing rocks at the judges hes such a John MacEnbro.

Julibro Iglesias
The bro who always sings in the water. Example: Bennett sings loves to sing in the

water like hes Julibro Iglesias.

Jun bro
Your bro who tries to act Hawaiian. Example: Peter just threw me a shaka like hes Jun Bro or something.

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kleptbromaniac
The bro who steals from other bros. Example: That guys such a kleptbromaniac, he stole his whole quiver out of all our garages.

Kool Bro Dee
A bro who thinks hes a rapper. Example: Jason bought more gold, braided his hair, and raps about everything he does–hes like Kool Bro Dee.

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la vida broca
A bro who acts like hes from the ghetto. Example: Oh no, Joes throwing gang signs every time he does an air he thinks hes living La Vida Broca or something.

Lorenzbro Llamas
The bro who thinks hes gonna be a famous actor. Example: Why does Pascal keep going to those casting calls? He thinks hes Lorenzbro Llamas or something.

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M.V.B. (Most Valuable Bro)
The bro whos best at being a bro. Example: You can tell Steves an M.V.B. by the way he bends his pinky on a shaka.

macabroni and cheese
the meal of choice for bros. Example: Oh wow, man! I just finished a killer sesh, have the munchies, and no money left for dinner. I guess Im eating macabroni and cheese tonight.

Marilyn Monbro
a super-hot model whos also a bro. Example: Monicas a model and shes my bro. Wow, shes like Marilyn Monbro.

Marlbro A bro who smokes way too many cigarettes. Example: Geez, man you stink! What are you, a marlbro?
A bro who smokes way too many cigarettes. Example: Geez, man you stink! What are you, a marlbro?

marshmellbro
A bro thats fat, as in overweight. Example: Mikes my one big friend, you know, the marshmellbro.

Mean Bro Green
The extra-large bro whos mean to everyone in the lineup. Example: Whys that big guy on the longboard groaning at me? Whos he think he is, Mean Bro Green?

Metabrolife
a diet for bros. Example: Thanks to my Metabrolife plan, I stopped eating cheese nachos and only eat chips with guac now.

Metabrolife
Diets for bros. Example: Yeah bro, Im been on the Metabrolife programa solid diet of Doritos and Zingers.

metabrolism
when a bro stays skinny no matter what he eats. Example: Anthonys metabrolism is so good he can eat a couple pastries every day and it never shows.

metbropolitan
Describes bros from the city. Example: Matto just got back from NYChes looking so metbropolitan.

Miracle Bro
The bro who adds on more and more weight. Example: Is it me, or does it look like Blairs getting fatter? He must be eating Miracle Bro.

Mononuclebrosis
a bro who has mono. Example: I think Daves got mononuclebrosis cause hes been kissing too many girls and sleeps all the time.

Montreal Exbro
your bro who moved away to Canada. Dylans a total Montreal Exbro–he moved to Canada, and we havent seen him since.

Mop N Bro
When you have to clean up after a bunch of bros. Example: Those bros are so fking messy, I have to bust out a Mop N Bro.

Mount Brolympus
A ski resort where all the bros hang out. Example: Dude, Snow Summit got three inches last night, and all the bros are ripping its Mount Brolympus.

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need to bro information
Information only for the bros. Example: Id totally tell you where the best pools for skating are, but thats need to bro information.

nepbrotism
when bros gets other bros hired at their work. Example: Dude, Chris got Josh a killer job writing for the surf mag thats like total nepbrotism at TransWorld.

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Occylupbro
Your bro who thinks he surfs like Occy. Example: That goofyfoot Trevo thinks his turns are as powerful as Occys hes an Occylupbro.

Owe-bro
When a bro owes you some money. Example: Man, you owe me so much money. From now on, youre my owe-bro.

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palibrony
When bros are forced to pay for other bros they live with. Example: Ever since my bro Marc stopped paying rent, Ive been paying his bills like its palibrony.

Pat BroConnell
your happy little bro friend. Example: After a sick little barrel, Watto got all Pat BroConnell and skipped all the way to his car.

pedbrophile
A bro who pillages girls younger than him. Example: Sappo and I went to a party last night, and he ended up making out with some goonie. Hes such a pedbrophile.

Pillsbury Broboy
The bro whos overweight. Example: Dude, Cooper, quit eating those doughnuts. Youre starting to look like the Pillsbury Broboy!

pimp and bro party
when someone tries throw a theme party and the bros are the only ones to show. Example: This would be a cool pimp and ho party except for the fact theres no chicks here its a pimp and bro party!

Pinocchibro
the bro who lies a lot. Example: Checky is a full-on Pinocchibro. He told me he got a ten-second tube at the pier this morning.

police brotality
When cops abuse bros. Example: All I said was, Yeah, guy! to that cop, and the next thing I knew, he was beating me total police brotality.

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Quasibrodo
The bro who surfs like a hunchback. Example: I was at Cathedrals yesterday when I saw Victor hunch over in the tube and turn into Quasibrodo.

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Rambro
A bro who gets super aggressive in the lineup. Example: Dude, Sherman paddled around me again and got the wave of the day. Hes such a Rambro!

rebroduce
When a bro reproduces to create another bro. Example: Marc and Stacy just had a boy I had no idea he was gonna rebroduce.

reliabro
A bro you can always count on. Example: Dude, Josh, I knew I could count on you for gas money thats why youre my reliabro.

Rio de Janierbro
Your Brazilian bro. Example: Ladies, meet Flaviohes a Rio de Janierbro.

Russell Bro
Your Aussie bro who wants to be an actor. Example: Ah mate, Kingys taking acting classes again. Hes trying to move to Sydney to become Russell Bro.

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San Dieggbro
your eggy bro from San Diego. Example: My friend Dave from Pacific Beach is always eggy, hes such a San Dieggbro.

San Franciscbro
Your bro who lives in San Francisco. Example: When Pete moves to San Francisco, hell become my first San Franciscbro.

Santa Barbro
A bro from Santa Barbara, California. Example: My friend Aaron is a Santa Barbro.

sepbro
An Aussies American bro. Example: Mate, I know hes a seppo, but hes me bro hes me sepbro.

Shaquille BroNeill
Your bro whos really tall. Example: Whos that tall guy doing airs on the 68, he looks like Shaquille BroNeill.

Sonny Brono
A bro whos short. Example: This boards a five-six with a red, yellow, and green airbrush it must belong to Sonny Brono.

Sopranbros
Your Mafia bros. Example: You know what happens if you take off on any of the Sopranbros you end up surfing in concrete shoes!

sterebro
Two bros who always hang out and talk like each other at the same time. Example: Ryan and Matt are always together, theyre full-on sterebros.

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tae kwon bro
Self-defense method used by bros. Example: Go ahead, dude, I know tae kwon bro. Come one step farther and Ill slash you with my under-the-lip tubular kick. tail shred to me, bro.

The greatest bro on Earth
the bro who surfs like hes in a circus. Oh, no! The greatest bro on Earths juggling on his longboard in front of those chicks again.

those in the bro
Bros who know whats going on. Example: Dude, where the parties at tonight? Better call those in the bro.

Tokybro
your bro from Japan. Example: My friend Mio is so cool hes my Tokybro.

Tom Brokaw
your bro whos up on all the news. Example: My friend Jim just told me that Saddam Hussein is a f–ker. He's such a Tom Brokaw.

touch and bro
When bros play naughty games with each other. Example: Instead of playing hide the salami, Chris played touch and bro with Brendan.

Tuxedbro
Your bro who gets really dressed up. Example: Checky was wearing a tie to work yesterdaywhat a tuxedbro.

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U.F.Bro
A bro who shows up unidentified. Example: Do you know that bro? I dont–he must be a U.F.Bro.

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Vincent Van Bro
A bro whos an artist. Example: Dylans getting all artsy-fartsy like Vincent Van Bro.

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Wells Fargbro
the bro who always pays for everything. Example: I always make sure and bring my Wells Fargbro to lunch whenever the fundage is low.

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Yeabro
A dude who answers every question with Yeah, bro! Example: Dont ask Beau anything. Hes such a yeabro, you cant get a straight answer out of him.

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Zebrah
Guys who wear too much fluorescent in the water. Example: Wot, photographas mus be on da beach. Lookit all da zebrahs.