Afbro-American–Your bro who’s an African-American.
Example: “Did you see that guy who looks like Michael Jordan destroying Del Mar Jetties yesterday? That’s my Afbro-American friend Willie!”
brobalization–The slow spread of bros around the world.
Example: “My brobalization plan is moving ahead now that my bro Jesse lives in Chile.”
brogram–Kind of sponsored by a company, but you’re a bro.
Example: “Dale needs to be on the brogram–he’s been totally ripping Pillbox.”
bromo box–What you send that sponsored bro.
Example: “Desi sent me a bromo box, and it had ten pairs of Adios in it–hell yeah!”
brotogenic–A photogenic bro.
Example: “Every time I shoot photos of my bro Josh, I get good results–he’s totally brotogenic.”
Eurbropean–A bro from Europe.
Example: “My Welsh bro Skin is a total Eurbropean–he gave me the wave of the day at Newquay last summer.”
Abrocrombie And Fitch
A preppie bro. Example: Dave went away to college and came back wearing a sweater around his neckhes like a total Abrocrombie And Fitch.
When bros make acronyms for broish things. Example: Dude, I say we go to Beacons for some SITTsuper irie tube time.
Your bro whos an African-American. Example: Did you see that guy who looks like Michael Jordan destroying Del Mar Jetties yesterday? Thats my Afbro-American friend Willie!
Love potion for bros. Example: Last week some girl gave me a drink, and I ended up kissing her that nightshe totally slipped me an afbrodesiac!
A bro who surfs with his arms spread out. Example: When Sage flies down the line with his arms out, he flies like an albrotross.
Figuring out the Hawaiian wave scale. Example: Wot, dat wave was bigga den a housemust be two ta tree feet. Use sum algebrah, kook.
A bro who is super bronzed up. Example: I saw Rosey today, and he was so bronzed. Even in the wintertime, hes always an Almond Broca.
A bro who can throw a shaka with his left or right hand. Example: Jameys totally ambrodextroushe can surf switch and throw sick shakas with either hand. Hell yeah!
The study of old-school bros. Example: Dude, I enjoy studying Jameys super-shred, tree-barrel, skate styleits like anthbropology.