Coming Next Idea:
Anything you can mistake in the dark for a meal should not be used as a pillow. For instance, if you’re fumbling around the room looking for something to rest your head on and you find something that feels like a plate of eggs with a side of bacon, don’t sleep on it. It may give you an ear infection, or even worse, a bad case of earwig infestation. We have no idea what’s in next month’s magazine. We do know that it’ll be coming to your small town around October 9, 2001, though.