Mission Impawssible: Doggie Style

Missionary Impawssible: Doggie Style

Summer trends are different every year. Two summers ago it was all about how well you could surf. Last summer was all about the airbrush of your board and the style of your hair. This summer is all about fashion. Surf trunks are becoming quite fancy and the ladies are definitley taking notice. Here’s a sample of some hip styles you’ll be seeing the cool bros rocking this summer.

Shot one:
Here we have Enzo just chillin’ waiting for the bus. A carload of hot girls drove by, fully honked at him, and screamed, “Yeeaah, dog!” Trunks by Hurley.

Shot two:
Xerox repairman by day, secret private invetsigator by night, Fred Garvin apprehends a slimy perp with help of his sidekicks, Sasha and Secret Agent 38. The three made quick work of this criminal who tried to buy a lottery ticket using a fake ID¿these scumbags will never learn. Trunks by Stüssy and Volcom.

Shot three:
Retired Hollywood actor Boris Hanz decided it was time to bow gracefully out of the spotlight. He can be found rolling up to Malibu to check the waves, the babes, and of course, the fashion. Trunks by Redsand.

Shot four:
The rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle can take a lot out of you. No one knows this better than Buzz, roadie to the stars. After a two-year stint with Guns N’ Roses, Buzz went underground into the depths of the Sunset Strip in Hollywood, California. After a few years of drug-induced mayhem, Buzz came back to write a tell-all book¿Axl is pissed! Trunks by Planet Earth.

Shot five:
Betsy is a housewife who just so happens to love laying out topless in her front yard. She’s so brazen and confident, it’s like she doesn’t even know she’s almost naked. Trunks by Rusty.

Shot six:
The world-famous three-legged pimp is back on the bitch attack (for female dogs that is). With his pants to the sag and his hat all crooked, Blaze is all about big pimpin’ Jay-Z steez. Trunks by Ecko Unlimited.