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Experiments in SUR-FUNIn an attempt to make surfing more about sur-fun, I have attempted to break into the realm of personal electronics. My company is called P.E.N.I.S. (Personal Environment Neutralization Illusion System). When you’re out there trying to tap the rad well of sur-fun, don’t you ever wish you could just be left alone by the haters. My P.E.N.I.S. apparatus will aid you in your quest for a neutral, natural, and peaceful sur-fun session. The system is cheap and easy, I’ll walk you through it-Dr. Serge Qotey

Items needed: A cheap or old walkman, some plastic sandwich bags, some clear tape, a cassette filled with your favorite tunes, a good attitude, scissors, and a little bit of guts.

Step 1. Put the walkman in a sandwich bag and plug the headphones in. Suck the air out and seal the bag. Tape up all places that water may get in.

Step 2. Cover headphones with plastic and tape the ear phones up tight, no water here either.

Step 3. Go to the beach and walk to the waters edge with your board and the P.E.N.I.S.

Step 4. Put the P.E.N.I.S. in your pocket and push play.

Step 5. Paddle out and start enjoying sur-fun!