Female voice (Patou, Rob’s wife): Hello?
Chris: Is Rob there?[IMAGE 1]
Patou: Yes, hold on. Yelling Rob! Telephone!
Hey Rob! What’s up, man? It’s Derek.
Um, maybe you don’t remember me, but do you still have that board for sale?
Long pause I don’t think so. Which one? I forgot.
Uh, a tri-fin, somethin’.
No, I don’t think so.
Shit. Well, sorry to bother you.
I was looking for a six-one.
I’m sorry, man. I don’t mean to bother you, my friend gave me your number and I just talked to you at the contest and I thought you might have a board for sale. You said somethin’ like …
The, uh, Cardiff day thing.
I’m sorry to call you at home.
It’s cool. Sorry I don’t have any boards to sell right now, man.
Okay, man. Late.
Ten seconds later, Rob calls my office.
Rob: Yeah. You need to disguise your voice.
I had paper in my mouth, but it didn’t work out.
Caller ID. I knew it was you, you freak.
I need a voice-box thing or something.
Well, what are you doing? Just hanging out?
Yeah. Just sitting here laughing at you.