I was standing next to Cote’s desk when he grabbed his water bottle, pointed it at my crotch, and sprayed me to make it look like I peed myself¿screw you, Chris. So to get him back, I thought I could take advantage of his need for attention and pretend to take his picture with this wonderful new Squirt Camera. Chris keenly saw the fakeness of the camera, called me on it, and immediately made me feel like a dork. Oh, well.Despite all that, the people at accoutrements.com keep making the dopest products such as “My Pretty Nosehair,” and the “Jesus Action Figure.” Although it didn’t work on Chris, the camera’s cool to use on someone who’s dense enough to get squirted. Check out accoutrements.com, buy this camera, and see how dumb your friends really are.¿A.C.