Hello and welcome to this week’s edition of Surf-Boner-Cinema, I’m your host Paul Rubens. To answer your first question, Federal Law strictly prohibits me from coming into contact with any pornographic material of any kind, pending my next Parole meeting. Until then, all I’ve got is these surf clips to watch. Join me, won’t you? *wink
First up we have the Brothers Coffin chasing some tail in Hawaiian waters..
Maui’s Ian Walsh seems to be allergic to cold water. Does he even own wetsuits?? Is there a scientific term for fear or shrinkage?
Kiddie porn of the week: Grommie Taylor Clark ditches school to ditch his fins in socal.
Jules Wilson does his best to ride a surfboard without getting devoured by the hordes of gorgeous French females waiting for him topless on the beach