Wanted: Cool Cabbage Limited-Edition Tee by AFENDS

Two words: Cool Cabbage. What’s there to say? We have a thing for leafy greens.
But clearly this cabbage is corrupt–something we can blame squarely on our Aussie friends at AFENDS. If raucous shenanigans are your game, we’ve found you a new playmate. When there’s nothing else to do, AFENDS posts self-preparedness videos like this one: How to Kill a Mustache. We’re not exactly sure what the social commentary is here cabbageheads, but here’s our advice: make like the plant and grow. Enough with this vegetable talk. MSRP $59.95 –Crishana Haynes