Coming next prison sentence:

Inmates trade a carton of smokes and a deck of cards for an autographed shot of Mimi the Intern. A riot breaks out over who gets to be the first to read the latest Surf Slang. The warden sends the best-behaved prisoner to Pipe to watch the Pipe Masters, and the worst-behaved gets two weeks in solitary confinement. Arriving at most correctional facilities on December 26, 2000.