Coming Next Invasion Of Privacy:

You little maggots out there had better get your grubby fingers on the next issue of TransWorld SURF, ’cause if you don’t, you’re gonna miss out on some of the hottest, coolest, happiest, saddest, maddest, surf action to be dripped onto your eyeballs since the late, great Dick McGrabbem died from skidmark-related poisoning back in 1989.Oh, shit! My mom just walked in and saw me naked! Coming soon to your dirty bedrooms on November 13, 2001.