Go Time 3-5

Excuse me, but I’d like to be Frank for a minute. Actually, I’d like to be Joe. Now that we can speak openly, I’d like to tell you about the magazine you’re about to read.

The first thing you’ll notice is our Pro Spotlight on Joel Parkinson. Our ace Photo Editor Steve Sherman and I flew in a plane to Australia for fourteen hours, drove a rented car for two, and ate only meat pies for a week in order to bring to you, the reader, an intricate look at a man who could very well be the next world champion. Joel invited into his home and gave us an intimate look at what his life’s like, then we played some Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2.

Another great feature this month is an interesting trip to the Canary Islands with some hot kids. There’re some serious callouts and many, many smart-assed comments. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive Kelly Slater update, and our usual face-smashing, ass-whipping Photo Section.

Have fun and remember: Time won’t give me time, but time makes a lover feel like we’ve got something real real. Boy George said that-I hope you believe him.-C.C