Sea Doo Alternative Collectables

How annoying are these bright, cumbersome machines? They stink up the line-ups and are usually driven by some drunken river-trash f¿ktard who crashes into a jetty, usually resulting in funny footage on REAL TV. Now I’m certain we’re entering the apocolypse, because you can buy miniature versions of this abhorred method of aquatic transportation. Just think: Now you’ll be able to perform mini-tow ins in your toilet or bathtub with your newest “Big-wave surfer” action dolls.¿A.S.